Quotes About Undergarments

You will never catch me in a dress without a pair of Spanx and a bra.

Maternity bras are the Alcatraz under-wear. If they were a door they'd have a mortise lock, a padlock and the rest.

I'm big-busted... I can't always wear the cutest bras, and it makes me so mad.

For me, it's hard to wear a bra the whole entire day if it's got underwire.

No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.

If I collect anything, it's lingerie.

I learned a lot about pain and suffering during 'Pan Am.' We had to wear very constricting period-correct girdles and bras. After that, I learned to read a script with an eye toward the undergarments.

Anytime anyone compliments me on my figure, I'm wearing my Spanx undies.

People didn't just wear wedding dresses in the past. They also wore plain cotton shifts beneath them. As pretty as the dresses might be, and as lovely as they might look on display, if a museum doesn't hang the shifts beside them or acknowledge that the shifts existed, that exhibit's incomplete.

For the record, she continued, it's not my fault I came in here looking like Chesty LaRue. You caught me on laundry day, so I have no undergarments on. Though I will cop to a little extra spring in my step for your benefit.

No idea who that is," Sean said. "Some kind of pervert, looks like," Glory said. She ripped Tiger's shirts out of the man's hands. "Stealing Shifter clothes. What were you going to do next, break in and steal my bras?" "Glory," Andrea said to her aunt in calm tones like still water. "Doesn't matter," Glory said, showing her teeth in a smile. "I don't wear any.

Perhaps," Aunt Olivia suggested diplomatically, "you should put on some clothes." Apparently, the tailor had finished getting the measurements she needed. Apparently, that wasn't a particularly recent development. Apparently, I'd been standing there in my undergarments for a while. Only about a third as embarrassed as I should have been, I ducked back into the dressing room.

That's what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.

Is your underwear purple, too?

I don't even have moderately big breasticles. They just look like - well, nevermind what they look like. At least they stay strapped down when I worm into a sports bra.

Spanx are amazing. Thank you to the inventor of that.

Before Under Armour, the only choices you had were to wear a short-sleeved cotton T-shirt in the summer or a long-sleeved cotton T-shirt in the winter. Why not make a better piece of equipment for underneath the shoulder pads?

old ladies who remembered when cotton briefs only cost ten cents a pair.

Bras should be comfortable. I hate when you have all those bras with all that wiring that poke into your ribs, and you take it off at the end of the day, and it feels good. It shouldn't feel good to take off your bra at the end of the day. It should be something that feels good throughout the day.

I couldn't figure out what to wear under my clothes. The body shapers were too thick at the time.

Designers have to keep the body in mind all the time. Think of the girl's undergarments: the bra is always key.

I shopped for body shapers for the first time in my life and I was horrified. They were thick - it was like wearing workout clothes and they all had a leg band on one side that showed through the pants.