Quotes About Quirk

I had one celebrity, who shall remain nameless," Nicole said when pumped for stories about her high-profile clients, "who wouldn't consider dating anyone who'd ever eaten a green M& M.

Albacete (AL-ba-seet) n. A single surprisingly long hair growing in the middle of nowhere.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious, as in It's a nice day, or You're very tall,or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you all right?

For whatever reason, I enjoy eating soggy cereal.

Koko B. Ware … his mom's first name was Tupper.

His still refuted quirks he still repeats. New-raised objections with new quibbles meets; Till sinking in the quicksand he defends, He dies disputing, and the contest ends.

Yeah, it's a weird little niche, but by God, it's my niche.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'

Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.

He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.

Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.

You guys look like you shipped back here in a crate," Quirk said. "Clothes are fresh from the dryer," I said. "Just need a little ironing." "So does your life," Belson said.

And Quirk's a captain now," he said. "Captain Quirk?" The motorcycle cop grinned. "Captain Quirk," he said.

Spenser, he said. Thank God you called. I've got this murder took place in a locked room. It's got us all stumped and the chief said, Quirk, he said, only one man can solve this.

You and Galileo," I said. "Didn't he throw his balls off the leaning tower?" Quirk Said.

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.

I'm probably borderline OCD. I insist on having all objects at right angles to each other. So a fork has to be at a right angle to the knife on the table. The salt and pepper pots have to be placed close together. Only recently have I started to notice it's a weird way to behave.

I'm a little weird that way. I don't really know how to express my happiness.

One weird thing about me: I come home from practice or a game or whatever, and somehow my left sock always seems to get off my foot, and I end up walking around with one sock on.

I've got this weird thing where I screw my face up. I don't know what it is, but I do it a lot.

I'm a weirdo, but everybody's weird in some kind of way.

It's unsettling to meet people who don't eat apples.