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Quotes About Absurdities

When we examine the opinions of men, we find that nothing is more uncommon than common sense; or, in other words, they lack judgment to discover plain truths or to reject absurdities and palpable contradictions.
~ Baron d'Holbach
The first step in the elevation of women under all systems of religion is to convince them that the great Spirit of the Universe is in no way responsible for any of these absurdities.
~ Elizabeth Cady Stanton
The reader will, we apprehend, by this time have had enough of absurdities.
~ Thomas Bulfinch
I'd love to do a comedy - something where a character has to use humor to navigate the absurdities of life.
~ Debra Granik
Hell is reimagined by each generation. Its terrain is surveyed for absurdities and remade in a fresher mold; its terrors are scrutinized and, if necessary, reinvented to suit the current climate of atrocity; its architecture is redesigned to appall the eye of the modern damned.
~ Clive Barker
I hope,' said Mr. Pickwick, 'that our volatile friend is committing no absurdities in that dickey behind.
~ Charles Dickens
everything in this strange system is the reverse of what it pretends to be. It is the reverse of truth, and I become so tired of examining into its inconsistencies and absurdities, that I hasten to the conclusion of it, in order to proceed to something better.
~ Thomas Paine
How important the concept of God is, and how instead of valuing what has been given us, we with light hearts spurn it because of absurdities that have been attached to it.
~ Leo Tolstoy
What an air of probability sometimes runs through a dream! And at others, what a heap of absurdities it is!
~ Jane Austen
To permit ignorance is to empower it. To do nothing as our leaders proclaim absurdities is a crime of complacency. As is letting our schools and churches teach outright untruths to our children.
~ Dan Brown
To permit ignorance is to empower it. To do nothing as our leaders proclaim absurdities is a crime of complacency. As is letting our schools and churches teach outright untruths to our children. The time for action has come. Not until we purge our species of superstitious thinking can we embrace all that our minds have to offer.
~ Dan Brown
To permit ignorance is to empower it. To do nothing as our leaders proclaim absurdities is a crime of complacency
~ Dan Brown
Only half-wits can stumble into such enormities.
~ Chinua Achebe
History is a jangle of accidents, blunders, surprises and absurdities, and so is our knowledge of it, but if we are to report it at all we must impose some order upon it.
~ Henry Steele Commanger
Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.
~ Lewis Mumford
or we don't – and disaster follows. It has become common to laugh at the absurdities of the climate-change deniers, but there is a rationality to their response. They know that climate science destroys their authority, their power and their economic world. In a way, they have grasped that if climate change is real, capitalism is finished.
~ Unknown
How could I be thinking such absurdities?
~ Jeff Lindsay
Just because a subject is serious doesn't mean it doesn't have plenty of absurdities.
~ P. J. O'Rourke
After all, the names of the principal characters will be quite as much disguised; for though in this history the chronicler would prefer to conceal the facts under a mass of contradictions, anachronisms, improbabilities, and absurdities, the truth will out in spite of him. You uproot a vine-stock, as you imagine, and the stem will send up lusty shoots after you have ploughed your vineyard over.
~ Honore de Balzac
Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.
~ Voltaire
What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh!
~ Agnes Repplier
Those who believe absurdities will commit atrocities.
~ Voltaire
It is a glorious destiny to be a member of the human race, though it is a race dedicated to many absurdities and one which makes many terrible mistakes.
~ Thomas Merton
Life is full of strange absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.
~ Luigi Pirandello