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Quotes About IT

Was there an outage I didn't respond to quickly enough? As an IT Operations guy, the career-ending outage is the joke my peers and I tell one another daily.
~ Gene Kim
You must figure out how to control the release of work into IT Operations and, more importantly, ensure that your most constrained resources are doing only the work that serves the goal of the entire system, not just one silo.
~ Gene Kim
Life in IT is pretty shitty when it's so misunderstood and mismanaged. It becomes thankless and frustrating as people realize that they are powerless to change the outcome, like an endlessly repeating horror movie. If that's not damaging to our self-worth as human beings, I don't know what is. That's got to change,
~ Gene Kim
IT is not just a department. IT is a competency that we need to gain as an entire company.
~ Gene Kim
I've figured out that the trick to a long career in IT Operations management is to get enough seniority to get good things done but to keep your head low enough to avoid the political battles that make you inherently vulnerable.
~ Gene Kim
While we're dreaming big dreams here, let me say this," he continues. "In ten years, I'm certain every COO worth their salt will have come from IT. Any COO who doesn't intimately understand the IT systems that actually run the business is just an empty suit, relying on someone else to do their job.
~ Gene Kim
She's often heard that IT is the nerve center of the entire organization, because over the last thirty years almost every business process has been automated through IT systems. But for whatever reason, businesses have allowed their nervous system to become degraded, like multiple sclerosis disrupting the flow of information within the brain and between the brain and the body.
~ Gene Kim
As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
~ Al Yankovic
The moment you introduce the element of IT, which is an interdimensional evil entity, the presence of the turtle comes with it, as a counterbalance.
~ Andy Muschietti
Love always flows. When we hinder it's path, it gets flooded, destroys everything around it.
~ Saga Valsalan
A WOMBAT is a Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time: the non-IT equivalent of a PEBCAK. (A PEBCAK is a Problem that Exists Between Chair And Keyboard. (You get the picture: it's parenthesized despair all the way down.)))
~ Charles Stross
And now my blood ran cold. Because if there's one thing worse than an IT manager who's feeling the chill wind of obsolescence blowing down his neck and consequently trying to contribute code to the repository like an actual working developer, it's an IT manager who's getting creative.
~ Charles Stross
Because if there's one thing worse than an IT manager who's feeling the chill wind of obsolescence blowing down his neck and consequently trying to contribute code to the repository like an actual working developer, it's an IT manager who's getting creative.
~ Charles Stross
Often it's scarier when stuff is weird and when you don't fully understand the motive. Pennywise in 'IT' is very weird.
~ Matt Duffer
You broke the window, Bobby, and you pinched the necklace. Do you want to confess or shall I tell you how you did it?
~ Kerry Greenwood
So they called it, though I never saw a king, nor earned a penny. It was a war, though. That it was.
~ George R.R. Martin
He is not, he hopes, a sentimentalist. He tries not to sentimentalize the animals he kills, or to sentimentalize Bev Shaw. He avoids saying to her 'I don't know how you do it,' in order not to have to hear her say in return, 'Someone has to do it.
~ J.M. Coetzee
After a moment the king said, So be it. Zsadist cursed. Butch whistled low. Rhage bit into a Tootsie Pop.
~ J.R. Ward
Applying smarter IT to genomic data may offer the potential to cure many types of cancer and other diseases.
~ Joe Lonsdale
One of the greatest things about the book is that everything we know about 'It,' it's pretty speculative. We see it from the point of view of Loser's and that's what makes it so scary. We never get to know exactly what it is.
~ Andy Muschietti
Let us enjoy the benefits of the time—but rather the benefits of their own valour and prudence, for time drives everything before it, and is able to bring with it good as well as evil, and evil as well as good.
~ Niccolo Machiavelli
Of course, the whole mythology of the world of 'It' is very attractive to me.
~ Andy Muschietti
When the blade dulled, he sharpened it on the rock, an experience he admired-the surface that dulled it could refresh it as well.
~ Chris Offutt
The kingdom is not about chatter. It is about action. Nike has some great theology. It is time to just do it.
~ Thom S. Rainer