Quotes About Llamas

As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.

Alpacas are much more biddable creatures. Llamas are horrible. As a species, it's probably for the best that they're wary of us. But on a personal level, I find it very hard to come to terms with.

As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.

If I ever become a king, I'm totally going to ask him for an army of giant golden acid-spitting llamas. Okay, sorry. I got distracted again.

We Got Llamas!" Odd words to see in neon.

What do llamas smell like?" "Chkt." "Like an ancient terror ready to shed its skin and devour the world? How do you even—

except for llamas in the Andes, the Western Hemisphere had no beasts of burden.

So yeah, we put llamas everywhere. That was us. We just liked looking at them, so we bred about six million and spread them around.