Quotes About Wife

If a man strike his mistress it is a self-inflicted wound; but if he strike his wife it is suicide!

What an admirable maneuver it would be to make a wife dance, and to feed her on vegetables!

All that has to do with matters of material existence I leave to my wife.

On that bright May morning, with the lilacs budding and the kids off to school, Tom Markham approached his wife with the best of intentions.

Have you some garlic?' Prudence asked. 'Garlic?' echoed Jane in astonishment. 'Certainly not! Imagine a clergyman and his wife going about the parish smelling of garlic!'

He gains strength from the myth of his wife's incompetence.

A husband and wife are sound asleep at two a.m. when the phone rings. The husband picks it up sleepily, and says, "Hello?... How the hell should I know?... What am I, the fuckin' Weather Bureau???" He slams the phone down and tries to get comfortable again. "Who was that?" asks his wife. "I don't know, some jerk wanted to know if the coast was clear.

My wife got all freaked out when we started doing the reality show because she said she saw all these reality shows, and everyone was getting divorced.

They asked me to go on 'Hell's Kitchen' but I'm banned from reality TV by my wife. She's not up for that kind of tomfoolery.

Do I have a reasonable expectation of privacy in any information that I share with a company? My Google searches? The emails I send? Do I have a reasonable expectation of privacy in anything but maybe a letter I hand deliver to my wife?

Recently, I dreamed that I returned home to find my wife had married Ray Winstone. They were kind and let me stay, but the whole thing was awkward.

The Olympic Games has been important to our family. My wife was always really into it, she was a gymnast growing up and the Olympics was a dream of hers even though the type of gymnastics she did was never recognised as a Games sport.

In the recovery of my life, I've been taught to be more accountable. Sometimes I fail miserably, but I try every day to be accountable: as a musician, to my wife, to my children, as a father, as a human being.

I have cooked for a recruit. The biggest recruit of my life: my wife.

I love being on stage and connecting with 2000 people, but you don't really see me that often at the Logies and all that red carpet stuff. I'd rather just have dinner with my wife and kids.

My wife's a redneck, and she loves a muscle car.

I've got a lot of little quirks and moments that - my wife, she knows exactly what to say and how to handle me, 'cause I can be hard to handle.

In '92 I got my first coach and had it for two, three years. My wife hated it.

There are apparently three factors that lead to longevity: heredity, habits, and what your wife will let you get away with.

Now, you would hardly credit it, but my wife believes every fairy-tale that ever was written. I cannot account for it. She is a most sensible woman in everything else." "But should not that make you treat her belief with something of respect, though you cannot share in it yourself?

It would be a queer sort of god. Among other things it would be bisexual. The top half would be a managing director and the bottom half would be a wife in the family way.

Second, the PLAN doth provide that I shall support and clothe my good wife who hath returned to me with loyalty from the house of her father. For Mathon doth say that to take good care of a faithful wife putteth self respect into the heart of a man and addeth strength and determination to his purposes.

No man's family can fully enjoy life unless they do have a plot of ground wherein children can play in the clean earth and where the wife may raise not only blossoms but good rich herbs to feed her family.

Oh, the joy of the arrival of a child, which is both the one and the other, a mirror in which husband and wife, who love each other, can see each other in one single face.