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Quotes About Wife

It wasn't that much of a stretch to play a gay demon. I am, you know, both gay and a demon. Don't tell my wife.
~ Ken Marino
I was from such a large family that when I first met my wife, I told her: 'You can go work outside of the house and I'll stay home and continue making my cartoon strips. Maybe I'll make some commercials nearby, you know I'll do anything locally, but I would love to just stay at home and raise the kids like I did when I was growing up.'
~ Robert Rodriguez
My wife is also from Harvard and we do have some family in the Cambridge area so we try to make it back at least once a year. We really enjoyed our time out there.
~ Ryan Fitzpatrick
A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for self-applause.
~ Tom Morrison
Professor Ball has a thing about gays. His wife married one.
~ Tom Sharpe
A woman who wants to be the head of her home invites the Devil to take over her family. And the Devil has taken over many homes because the wife has refused to submit to the legitimate, biblical authority of her husband. The result is spiritual sickness and dysfunction.
~ Tony Evans
Hannah, I don't believe you could ever find a better husband. William Barnett is one of the best men I've had the privilege of knowing. And you are exactly what he needs in a wife. You are spirited and strong. You'll stand your ground with him, yet yield to his wisdom when needed.
~ Tracie Peterson
And evidently it was a well-known fact that a single vicar, in possession of a modest fortune, must be in need of a wife.
~ Unknown
He says he wants to go back to Germany,' Nyasha confides. 'As soon as he's finished his doctorate,' she goes on, as though both completion of his research and departure are imminent. You realize she does not know Cousin-Brother-in-Law is mulling another thesis because he is no longer interested in his subject. You are surprised your in-law is behaving in the way you expect your own black men to do, first of all by being so indecisive and then by not telling his wife.
~ Tsitsi Dangarembga
he was hungry; and he was cross with his wife, who had said in her clear ringing voice, 'I will tell you what, Maturin, if this baby of ours has anything like the discontented, bilious, liverish expression you have brought down from town, it shall be changed out of hand for something more cheerful from the Foundling Hospital.
~ Patrick O'Brian
A sailor, who may be absent for years, throws impossible strains on his wife. If she is a woman of any degree of temperament at all there is of course the question of chastity; and in either case there is that of command or perhaps I should say of decision.
~ Patrick O'Brian
Before doing my bit I tracked him down by contacting his wife, Marcia Schafer, who guaranteed the authenticity of his incredible revelation.
~ Unknown
For Sale: Complete set of encylopedias. Never used. Wife knows everything.
~ Paul Zindel
Son égale ! Mais comment ? Ne suis-je pas sa femme ? Quel autre que lui pourrait me diriger ? N'est-il pas mon maître par la loi ?
~ Pearl Buck
My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world.
~ Bill Engvall
An amateur is an artist who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
~ Ben Shahn
He felt a momentary pang of regret that he had not spent more time with his beloved wife. But it passed when he remembered that the reason he'd gone to sea in the first place was that he had never really liked his beloved wife.
~ Dave Barry
Cerebus heard the Panrovian March of Virgins had to be canceled . . . your daughter got pregnant . . . and your wife refused to march alone!
~ Dave Sim
anti-narrative sequences of a man (Watt) sitting in a dark bedroom drinking bourbon while his wife (Heath) and an Amway representative (Johnson) have acrobatic coitus in the background's lit hallway.
~ David Foster Wallace
She would- never mind. She was his servant. Slave mentality. This was not the girl I asked to marry me. She was his slave and believed she knew only joy...where was my wife? What was this creature she stroked and sucked at...
~ David Foster Wallace
Their faces was different and their wife's faces in the truck, fine and showing teeth and him with a arm around the Mrs. and a wave at Daddy as they back out.
~ David Foster Wallace
My wife says you have been singing like an angel,' he said to Becky. Now there are angels of two kinds, and both sorts, it is said, are charming in their way.
~ William Makepeace Thackeray
You lie, in faith; for you are call'd plain Kate, And bonny Kate and sometimes Kate the curst; But Kate, the prettiest Kate in Christendom Kate of Kate Hall, my super-dainty Kate, For dainties are all Kates, and therefore, Kate, Take this of me, Kate of my consolation; Hearing thy mildness praised in every town, Thy virtues spoke of, and thy beauty sounded, Yet not so deeply as to thee belongs, Myself am moved to woo thee for my wife.
~ William Shakespeare
Prince, thou art sad. Get thee a wife, get thee a wife. There is no staff more reverend than one tipped with horn.
~ William Shakespeare