Quotes About Hygiene

The French are connoisseurs of sadness, they know all kinds. This is why they have bidets.

May I remind you all about the importance of hand-washing, seven times a day at least, and after every encounter with a stranger. It is never too early to practise this essential precaution. Avoid anyone who is sneezing.

Nothing wrecks your nails like a lethal pandemic plague

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

If I wasn't writing poems I'd be washing my hands all the time.

brush my teeth, curl my hair, manicure my nails and dab peroxide on my upper lip to bleach the black hairs — all this in less than half an hour.

First I showered off that horrible butt smell you get from being on an airplane. [p. 257]

If he isn't clean now, I don't know what clean is!

He ate an apple and a little box of raisins from his bag, drank the milk, and went off to the lavatory to floss and brush his teeth.

Kaiaphas. I see you finally made some friends. You must have learned to use a toothbrush at last. You know it's the whole up and down, back and forth that confuses people…or demons. (Xypher)

You drank my blood? Nick Aye Aeron Dude, that's gross. I hope you brushed your teeth afterward. Saw a dentist. Drank a gallon of Listerine. Nick I told you he wouldn't be angry for it. Nashira

Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

Effective antibiotics are a linchpin of modern medicine; without them, it all falls apart. We are financing the creation of virulent biological weapons that one day may be turned against us. This alone should be sufficient reason to create more hygienic conditions for animals.

I propose that a scientifically sound set of hygiene rules could explain why the Jewish God was a jealous, monotheistic God: He could brook no compromise with the filthy practices of rival gods. Famously faceless, abstract, and unsuperstitious, the Jewish God was science.

as there were no kind of sanitary facilities on the premises, the results were apt to be unsightly and demoralising, to say the least.

If everyone in the world washed their hands properly, a million lives could be saved a year.

To her [Florence Nightingale] chiefly I owed the awakening to the fact that sanitation is the supreme goal of medicine its foundation and its crown.

Cuando el río es lento y se cuenta con una buena bicicleta o caballo sí es posible bañarse dos (y hasta tres, de acuerdo con las necesidades higiénicas de cada quién) veces en el mismo río.

Jonathan Van Ness

As a child, I used to bite my toenails, which is grim. I can still do it.

I am a metrosexual and into male grooming - I moisturise, I exfoliate.

We know grooming is important for people. To get their hair done, to get makeup and things like that - that makes a person feel better.

doctors & druggists wash each other's hands

I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.