Quotes About Hygiene

Listen. I don't care if you ever think about the fact that you can always taste your mouth. You are always tasting your mouth. It's where you keep your tongue. Your tongue doesn't have an off switch. You are tasting your mouth right now, and now that I've brought it to your attention, you're probably realizing that you should probably brush or chew some gum or something. Because your mouth, by default, is a kind of a little off, tastewise.

A man's bathroom is his castle

No thanks," I answered, "I never take rides from strangers, thugs who've tried to kill me or people with poor personal hygiene. Congratulations, by the way, for being the first person to qualify in all three categories.

Those who go to bed with Ichy bum-wake up with stinky finger!

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it.

Practice good personal hygiene. Wash your hands before you eat. Be aware of good clean water and food sources.

I really liked German food. And it's very clean.. It's a very clean country. They kind of get rid of the waste really well... the garbage.

This shirt is "dry-clean only"... Which means it's dirty.

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.

Yeah. Some people just don't understand when their facial hair starts to look ridiculous.

An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.

I logged on to an antiquarian booksellers Web site, The Sagging Bookshelf, and requested a first-edition copy of the 1940s classic Dental Care and Sexual Hygiene for Post-Adolescent Women.

Juliet and Romeo be damned, you can't be in love until you've flossed your teeth next to the person at least three hundred times...

My shower at home would then be for weekends only and would probably only need to be cleaned every few months.

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will let you alone.

When people say "clean as a whistle", they forget that a whistle is full of spit.

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest).

Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here.

There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.

Hand washing is the first basic step towards achieving any millennium goals for development. It saves lives.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.