Quotes About Diversity

I'm a firm believer that all sports will eventually be global. Someday, we may have a quarterback from China named Yao Fling.

I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation.

I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.

What's funny about my group of friends is that none of us ever went to the same school. None of us lived in the same part of town.

Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.

As a young girl, if you do something funny - especially if you're Jewish - someone says, 'Oh, have you seen Gilda Radner?'

I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny.

Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school... who failed math.

The Japanese are human beings like the rest of us, but they will strongly resent this insinuation.

Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA time with my Friends.

I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.

Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.

President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which.

I've been blessed to have done different roles, but I don't think people see me as funny.

And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.

I never like to be the same, whether it be comedy or drama, funny or serious.

It is good to have some friends both in heaven and hell.

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.

There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?

I'm an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny.

I believe our differences are the little pinches of salt that can make the marriage seem more flavorful.

It's funny when people debate about music, because they get so passionate about what they enjoy.

While we were working, we were writing about a tall girl and a short girl, which we thought was funny, because Alison's [McGhee] tall and I'm short.