Quotes About Diversity

After all there is but one race - humanity.

I am a man I count nothing human foreign to me.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.

Remember, in China when you are one in a million, there are 1,300 other people just like you.

If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

Fruit... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"

Ordinary folk prefer familiar tastes - they'd sooner eat the same things all the time - but a gourmet would sample a fried park bench just to know how it tastes.

New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.

If everybody's thinking the same thing, then nobody's thinking.

All cows were like other cows, all tigers like all other tigers - What on earth happened to human beings?

I like all my children, even the squat and ugly ones.

in china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you

When it comes to racism, you hear people say, "I don't care if people are white, black, purple or green." Hold on, now, purple or green? Come on now, you gotta draw the line somewhere.

I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.

Aren't we all a bunch of weirdos?

I have three kids, one of each.

I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.

This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.