Quotes About Masculinity

Why hell yes, Joe Bob! A cripple can always get himself a wooden leg, or a glass eye, or a metal hook for a hand, or any of that mess -- but there ain't no known substitute for a big dick. I guess you is out of luck!

There was said to be measuring of penises at the Orchid, but was it true and if so what did that mean?

Could any woman live every day with that level of masculinity?

Men were odd. One day they were hard, far too hard; the next day they were soft, far too soft. They were like porcupines: prickly on the outside, but with soft bellies.

The men of her family – Frederick, Monty – were lovable and weak. The women could see life for what it was and bear it.

one of the good things about being a woman is that my level of testosterone poisoning is lower than most men's.

Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six. Funny how phallic objects are always more useful the bigger they are. Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.

A woman will forget that a man is male, if they are good enough friends, but men rarely forget that a woman is feminine.

Anything under size five isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

No such thing as a hard woman, Memphis,just soft men. With that, I turned, and the others followed me.

Women may get to wear lots of pretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes. Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

My least favorite thing was a man who had severe white-man's ass, where the jeans just bagged over the butt. I wanted something to hold on to, something to sink my teeth into. When I said I liked meat on my men I didn't just mean one thing.

You're as tough as you are beautiful, which means a lot of women must hate you on sight, and the men can't decide whether to try to compete with you or sleep with you.

The true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six. Funny how phallic objects are always more useful the bigger they are. Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.

Nothing is more appealing than a handsome man who is also uncertain of himself. It appeals not only to the woman in us all, but the mother.

Everybody told me to be a man. Nobody told me how.

Finally, our own Devils hulk into the gym. The same boys who got detention in elementary school for beating the crap out of people are now rewarded for it. They call it football.

If Michael Steele doesn't make you sad, well, then there's radio host Rush Limbaugh, no longer content with wanting the President to fail, Rush is now calling out Mr. Obama as a girly man.

How sad now never to see men holding hands, while everywhere one looks they are holding guns.

If a boy, if a man, asks you if you're all right and you say yes, he'll always believe you and get on with what he wants to do. It's just the way they're made.

Insecure men make terrible warriors.

Testosterone poisoning can be fatal, Braveheart." (Delaney to Rowan)

A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery.

Boys were so proud - you always had to let them think they were good at things.