Quotes About Crapping

I was sleeping like a baby - waking up every three hours screaming and crapping my pants.

I don't want to be like a seagull, flying in, crapping on people, and then flying away, you know?

You ever get the feeling the world's filling up with bastards? I do. What I want to know is what happens when all the bastards run out of people to crap on? What happens when all that's left in the world is bastards? . . . The golden rule. Screw unto others before they screw unto you.