Quotes About Tan

I always felt that people found women more attractive if they were tanned and there are some parts where I'm so pale, I'm blue and see-through.

There was a brass bedstead with a tan spread, on which slept a big, tiger-striped yellow cat.

I wear sunglasses because of the glare of the spotlights. I wear gloves because it is very cold in the U.K.

Okay, big guy, as much as I'm enjoying this, I don't think my tan's improving much considering it's pitch dark. [Butch to Vishous] You don't have a tan. See? This is getting me nowhere. So how about we head home?

Chieftain Iffucan of Azcan in caftanOf tan with henna hackles, halt!

Uh...aren't you in Hollywood right now? You know, dancing up a storm with uberwitch Madison? I mean, that lovely girl, Madison? Only if Hollywood is in Willow Falls these days. And judging by the lack of tan skin and fake blond hair, I'm gonna say it's not.

What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max

Her eyes--lined with black makeup--stared blankly at the ceiling; and her tan was obviously sprayed on since her skin had a healthy apricot glow even though the top of her head was missing.

Fake tan is really difficult to get right. When I was younger, I'd always do it wrong. I'd leave it on and forget to wash it off. So I embrace being pale. I like getting a tan, but I also think that if you're going to do it, it has to be gradual. I just work the pale thing now.

It's no coincidence that the women who spray perfume all over themselves are always the ones with an orange tan too. I put it down to the fact that all the CFC gases they pump out burn up the ozone above their heads, so the sun tans them the most. Obvious, innit.

I'm glowing in the dark with my studio tan. I've been in a cave of music for months and months and months.

It's not like I'm sitting at home coming up with some secret beauty plan. I try to eat fruit and be healthy. If I'm feeling a bit sickly, I usually get a good spray tan.

I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.

He got a tan over break. I used to tell him he was so pale he looked like a marshmallow. He hated that I compared him to food. I told him that's what he got for calling me caramel. It shut him up.

I don't get all that tan outdoors because I am so fair, and my color goes away so fast. It really is a waste for me to try and get suntan because it's more work than it's worth.

My teens and 20s were spent lying on sheets of tinfoil in the weak English sun, covered in baby oil. In Greece and France I would burn, then turn a dark brown.

When I am tanned and in shape I feel confident about my appearance.

My face looks tanned and taut because I have been swimming under the sun at Otters Club every day. I have also lost a lot of weight. But I want to do plastic surgery.

Does Zeus have a perfect tan? Can he play the ukulele? I think not!

I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm redheaded. I don't tan–I stroke.

The Italian king of the dance floor has a deep-mahogany spray tan, shiny slicked-back hair and the most dazzlingly white teeth you ever did see.

Seriously, I like to wear hats so I don't get super tan. You have to protect the face.

'Poundshop Kardashians' is Newcastle on a Saturday night. Nobody wears coats - it's all muscles and V-necks and fake tan.

The people in L.A. do orient themselves to light. I used to call it 'Tan Fascist Culture.' Everyone there is tanned, wears dark sunglasses, looks like a movie star even when they're not.