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Quotes About Television

Baudelaire, William Blake, D. H. Lawrence, William Burroughs, Henry Miller, Jack Kerouac, Lenny Bruce, Ken Kesey, the Beatles, and Hunter S. Thompson were as much the fathers of Saturday Night as Kovacs, Carson, Benny, and Berle. Dan Aykroyd called it Gonzo Television. They were video guerrillas, he'd say. Every show was an assault mission.
~ Doug Hill
You have a time machine and you use it for... watching television? Well, I wouldn't use it at all if I could get the hang of the video recorder.
~ Douglas Adams
Dirk was unused to making quite such a miniscule impact on anybody. He checked to be sure that he did have his huge leather coat and his absurd red hat on and that he was properly and dramatically silhouetted by the light on the doorway. He felt momentarily deflated and said, Er... by was of self-introduction, but it didn't get the boy's attention. He didn't like this. The kid was deliberately and maliciously watching television at him.
~ Douglas Adams
Tricia was a TV anchor person, and New York was where most of the world's TV was anchored. Tricia's TV anchoring had been done exclusively in Britain up to that point: regional news, then breakfast news, early evening news. She would have been called, if the language allowed, a rapidly rising anchor, but…hey, this is television, what does it matter? She was a rapidly rising anchor.
~ Douglas Adams
She was, after all, a mathematician and astrophysicist by training and a television presenter by experience, and what science she had forgotten over the years she was more than capable of making up by bluffing.
~ Douglas Adams
the BIG issue nowadays is that on TV and in magazines, the images we see, while they appear surreal, "really aren't surrealistic, because they're just random, and there's no subconsciousness underneath to generate the images.
~ Douglas Coupland
Federal and provincial politicians were about as functional and helpful as Peter, Chris, Stewie and Brian Griffin drinking ipecac together on Family Guy.
~ Douglas Coupland
jennie confirmed my suspicions that television advertising is directed mainly at people with the iq of a pongid
~ Douglas Preston
Monday Night Football started in 1970, and when it started, it was something extremely special because sports had not been aired in prime time. So, it was a novelty, and a lot of people thought it wouldn't work, and, of course, it worked spectacularly well.
~ Al Michaels
All due respect and trying to be as modest as I can be, I am a dancer. But I don't think I would be on 'Dancing with the Stars ' mainly because I would be too shy.
~ Al Pacino
These latter institutions [the civil service, trade unions, media of all kinds], notably of course television, but more subtly the written press, are quite spectacular powers of unreason and ignorance.
~ Alain Badiou
TV has taken reflection out of the human condition. People didn't use to have a ready answer for everything, whether they knew something about it or not. People think they have to have an answer for everything because the guys on TV have an answer for everything. But it's bullsh**t! Reflection is crucial.
~ Alan Arkin
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
~ Alan Coren
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
~ Alan Coren
The thing with film and theater is that you always know the story so you can play certain cues in each scene with the knowledge that you know where the story's going to end and how it's going to go. But on television nobody knows what's going to happen, even the writers.
~ Alan Cumming
The big three television companies (CBS, ABC, and NBC) measured their audiences in tens of millions: when CBS broadcast the episode of I Love Lucy in which Lucy had a baby to coincide with the actress who played Lucy, Lucille Ball, also having a baby, on January 19, 1953, 68.8 percent of the country's television sets were tuned in, a far higher proportion than were tuned in to Dwight Eisenhower's inauguration the following day.
~ Alan Greenspan
Television should be the last mass communication medium to be naively designed and put into the world without a surgeon-general's warning.
~ Alan Kay
Television is the last technology we should be allowed to invent and put out without a surgeon general's warning.
~ Alan Kay
I did a lot of personal appearances because I was under contract to ABC.
~ David Selby
I feel like more than 80% of the world wouldn't get up in front of 40 million people and dance on national television, and if I have the confidence to do that then that's a step ahead in my life for me in terms of personal goals. I will gain a lot of confidence on all aspects right there.
~ Rob Kardashian
When I was on 'The Hills' I didn't get my personal life involved or my family, or my friends, they were never on it and I'm happy about that.
~ Whitney Port
Because of television, people are now more exposed about actors - one gets to know about actor's personal life. People know that we are just playing characters.
~ Vishwajeet Pradhan
The idea behind Mediaite was always to focus on the punditry, focus on the personalities behind the political media.
~ Dan Abrams
I've always liked game shows - the competitive aspect and the character-driven personalities you see.
~ Apolo Ohno