Quotes About Television

I love 30 Rock. It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing.

I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials. I'm not an actor though, so I don't really have much choice in the matter.

TV has been very good to me, and I hope I've been good to it, but I also love film.

I honestly love nothing better than digging into a really good serialized show, whether it's 'Breaking Bad' or 'Game of Thrones' or 'Justified.'

I watch schlock telly. Like the 'Kardashians.' I love it. It's my guilty pleasure.

I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.

I love television. I think we're in a renaissance of epic proportion in television now.

Everybody knows that I'm not a snob when it comes to pop culture, obviously. I love reality shows.

I do love television. But the business is accelerating and people are not getting the chance to fail.

TV has no choice, but to rely on character, and everybody knows that. I love working in it. It's such a big canvas where, if you're successful, you go on for years.

I would love to do a television show in New York City.

I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show.

I love watching reality shows - I'm up to date with 'America's Next Top Model' and I love 'Project Runway.' But the shows where they're just sitting in a house aren't as fun to me!

I love vegging out in front of the TV, eating pizza!

I love working with people who have had television experience because I think there's a real efficiency and methodology that comes from that background.

Well, I love TV, and I love a good script.

Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?

The Patty Winters Show this morning was about Nazis and, inexplicably, I got a real charge out of watching it. Though I wasn't exactly charmed by their deeds, I didn't find them unsympathetic either, nor I might add did most of the members of the audience. One of the Nazis, in a rare display of humor, even juggled grapefruits and, delighted, I sat up in bed and clapped.

She's doped up watching MTV and I want to watch the goddamn MacNeil/Lehrer report.

On The Patty Winters Show this morning a Cheerio sat in a very small chair and was interviewed for close to an hour.

The topic on The Patty Winters Show this morning was Has Patrick Swayze Become Cynical or Not?

The boy I used to know as Thomas Merker has been erased--replaced with a personality programmed by television and commercials to act a certain way.

But you have gift! Gift? I was electrocuted and disfigured, and now I think my fucking television is talking to me. That's called schizophrenia.

As long as we believe it is food that causes us to overeat, we are lost. Television, friends, and weather seem pretty unrelated to what we eat. That's why they have such a powerful effect on us.