Quotes About Television

Former U.S. House Majority Leader, Tom DeLay, has been sentenced to three years in prison. One year for money laundering and two more for his performance on 'Dancing with the Stars.'

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?

Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money.

I don't like the way I ever appear on TV.

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

the convictions of Hollywood and television are made of boiled money.

It's about the power of design and the power of the human spirit. It's above paying anybody to do something stupid for money like reality television does - like ambushing people.

The money is better in films and television. But in terms of acting, theatre is more rewarding.

Time is money, as they say, and it was never more apropos than on a television show, where a minute is worth about $200!

One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.

When I ask people to give, I can't be on television if they don't; I can't help people, if I don't - I mean, it takes money.

You can get an awful lot of effects into the customer's mind for a great deal less time and money in radio than you can in television.

Everyone I know thinks television is the most important part of my life. I did it for the money! I was able to send my daughter to college.

I get more emails and calls when it comes to money than probably any other single person on television when it comes to money.

The problem with the cable networks is the lack of money, not from personal income but as far as show budget.

Before Fringe I was in Dirty Sexy Money playing Jeremy Darling who was this bratty New York socialite.

There's so little difference between television and features as far as you make the film. I mean, you have less money and it's a little quicker, but the concept is all on television.

I just don't see the social good in using taxpayer money to fund a network that provides more television and bandwidth for illegally downloading files.

I think that 'Fox & Friends' audience is going to increase. That franchise in the morning is very important to any television operation because they make money.

Silly what's his name, the Shrek, whoever he was on the television this morning?

I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10 o'clock on a Friday night and not get up again until 6:30 Monday morning

I love the bullshit morning shows. They're so stupid but I love them.

All three networks have always had a morning show but now cable of course is taking some of that audience away and a variety of other things, probably the Internet as well.

This morning my dad called me up and said, 'So, tonight's your last show, huh.' And I said, 'No, Dad, that's someone else.'