Quotes About Television

I just think it should be illegal to call someone fat on TV... Because why is humiliating people funny?

I can't stand girls who laugh at everything I say like I'm the funniest guy in the world. I like girls who tell it like it is, no kissing up to me because I'm on TV.

I do miss sometimes being onstage, because when I do film and television, it's usually so brief and funny.

Does it bother me that I'm attached to 'Three's Company' 30 years after? Not at all. All we were trying to do was be funny. How can I complain? That's all I wanted to do.

I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more.

I always remember loving Even Stevens - that show was so brilliant and funny and smart.

I think when 'The Simpsons' first came on, there was an uproar. People got used to it. They realized the show's really funny, it's got a heart, so I think it's pretty safe.

It did suffer and it became very weak, while the reporters from Iraqi radio and television stations were more active and had more accurate information.

It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent.

I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.

[when I'm not working I like to] listen to music, watch something really funny like South Park.

When you truly have fun on the set it translates into a funny show on tv.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny.

When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it's going to be funny.

Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny.

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny.

Nuclear war would really set back cable.

I don't get a chance to be funny on camera as often as I would like.

It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.

The show doesn't go on because it's ready it goes on because it's 11:30.

It is so cool to think that there are two female, Indian actresses on prime-time American network television who are considered attractive and funny and smart.

One thing about D.C. that's funny to me is that you end up running into famous political figures who you've seen on television who you think are not real until you see them.

'The Amazing Race' has always been the gold standard of reality television to me. It's smart, it's funny, and it's entertaining as hell.