Quotes About Reaction

When you do comedy in front of an audience, they are the ones who tell you whether it's funny or not and which bits are funny and which bits need to be fixed.

If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche.

Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.

I don't really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and exaggerating them, and that's how it becomes funny.

A person who wasn't outraged on first hearing about quantum theory didn't understand what had been said.

You exaggerate your own reactions.

Ohh, how clever," Aden said and clapped. "A death threat. You know what's funny? That's not even my first of the day.

He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery.

For me, mood is something you have to ignore. I try to put myself in that position when I'm shooting and try to react the way I would. I try not to play funny if it doesn't call for that.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

I have to say, the other day I was reading some negative comments, and I was thinking they were really funny. So I guess they don't anymore.

Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out

They are becoming hysterical. This is the result of frustration.

Some things just strike me as funny. The way things play out just makes me laugh sometimes. It drives my wife crazy sometimes because I'll just be laughing for no reason.

Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!" Dee shrieked. "My eyes!

I felt my cheeks turn red, and she laughed out loud. But I didn't mind too much, because the last thing she saw was my middle finger aimed in her direction as I stepped outside

Nancy was so thrilled, I thought she was going to kiss me—and I thought I was actually going to have to hit a chick.

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.'So that's Sara, ' I said.'Yes.''She seems nice.

So what do you think the physical effect was?"Roman Laughed. "Buddy, " he said, "she was tripping.

Your wit never ceases to underwhelm me.

This cat is looking at me with judgment.""He's not, " said Jules. "That's just his face.""You look at me the same way, " Mark said, glancing at Julian. "Judgy face.

If one wishes to elicit a reaction from the elusive species known as 'reservus quietgirlius, ' one must poke.