Quotes About Sensitivity

Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'

I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarass easily.

Here is the piece. If you can't say fornicate can you say copulate or if not that can you say co-habit? If not that would have to say consummate I suppose. Use your own good taste and judgment.

What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.

I just think it should be illegal to call someone fat on TV... Because why is humiliating people funny?

Just because you're funny doesn't mean you get to be cruel.

I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.

I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families.

I don't do it often, but I do cry. I also laugh a lot; people tell me I'm funny and I do like to laugh.

I learned pretty early is I never defend my material; it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.

It's always funny to find what people's button is.

I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."

Your words hurt, Jazz. They hurt like cotton balls thrown in my direction.

I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it's just not funny.

Every time I see something terrible, it's like I see it at age 19. I keep a freshness that way.

Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life.

A great artist can look at an old woman, portray her exactly as she is... and force the viewer to see the pretty girl she used to be... more than that he can make anyone with the sensitivity of an armidillo see that this lovely young girl is still alive, prisoned inside her ruined body.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Nothing is sooner dry than a woman's tears.

I cannot think well of a man who sports with any woman's feelings; and there may often be a great deal more suffered than a stander-by can judge of.