Quotes About Fastener

What's another name for a zipper? A penis flytrap.

The lock had been cut close to the lock body, leaving a nice loop of shank that held the door closed.

'Religion,' I should note, has a disputed etymology in Latin: some say it's from 'relegere,' meaning 'to reread', while others say it's from religare, meaning 'to connect' or 'link.' Literature is life's fastener.

You know what i like about buttons? They're very small things that hold bigger things together. Awfully important, buttons - little but strong.

Velcro: what a rip-off.