Quotes About Dicks

Grandma had been encouraging me to castrate men since I was old enough to know what dicks even were.

I love long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken.

I would rather be a librarian, but I worry about the job security. Books may be temporary; dicks are forever.

When people ask me that question that everyone asks: What do you do? I'd say, I'm in customer service, which was true. To me, it's nice day's work when you make a lot of people smile. I know that sounds too earnest, but it's true. I mean, I would rather be a librarian, but I worry about the job security. Books may be temporary; dicks are forever.

I mean I would rather be a librarian but I worry about the job security, books may be temporary dicks are forever.

I know that sounds too earnest, but it's true. I mean, I would rather be a librarian, but I worry about the job security. Books may be temporary; dicks are forever.