Quotes About Dental

Gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation long enough.

Do we still have to floss? Tommy asked. I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?

Relájate, no puede comérselo. Ni siquiera tiene dientes. Y, además, no hay ningún Teletubby gimiendo de placer al otro lado. Ay, Dios, voy a necesitar un buen trago de tequila para quitarme esa imagen dé la cabeza.

I covered my face because they had taken my wisdom teeth out.

Got teeth? Thank your dental hygienist.

Dental hygienists are boss of the floss.

I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth. It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you brush harder and do a better job.

It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you brush harder and do a better job.

you see what I'm saying? Mooner said. Something else always comes along. You go to jail, you don't have to worry about anything. No rent to pay. No food bill to sweat. Free dental plan. And that's worth something, dude.You don't wnat to stick your nose up at free dental.

You need teeth like mine! Grandma said. You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

We spend billions on marginal and often unnecessary procedures on people who are in the final dying process, yet we leave millions of Americans out of the health insurance system, and America's kids have the worst dental health in the developed world.

I feel like alternative piercings in the ear is this untapped way to festoon yourself. Not many people understand this, but it hurts so good. It's like getting dental work done. It hurts in the right way.

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.

I've always had quite long canines. It's a very strange thing. My parents don't have them.

People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?'

I have an agreement with the dental office I work for that we'll be closed on Wednesdays.

I pray about teeth-doesn't everyone? I don't have time to floss. You know. Hang in there, I tell them; I'll get around to it before it's too late.

A retired teacher paid $62 000 towards her pension and nothing, yes nothing, for full family medical, dental and vision coverage over her entire career. What will we pay her? $1.4 million in pension benefits and another $215 000 in health care benefit premiums over her lifetime.

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams?

The leader was identified by his dental records—why he had them on him, no one was quite sure.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

I love oral hygiene.

Four out of Five Dentist think that the Fifth Dentist is an idiot.