Quotes About Keurig

I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it.

Mechanisms that prevent Keurig machines from using off-label coffee pods are annoying but relatively harmless.

My life is, like, sponsored by Keurig.