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Quotes About Culture

Where the British will say howjado for "how do you do," an American will say jeetjet for "have you taken sustenance recently?" and lesskweet for "in that case, let us retire to a convivial place for a spot of refreshment.
~ Bill Bryson
Bathroom is first noted in 1836, though toilet paper, intriguingly, isn't found before 1880.
~ Bill Bryson
In a popular book of 1899, What a Young Woman Ought to Know, Mary Wood-Allen, an American doctor and social reformer, told women that they could engage in conjugal relations within marriage so long as it was done "without a particle of sexual desire.
~ Bill Bryson
Today's mathematics is intimately bound up with two key areas of human knowledge and activity: the natural world, and the society in which we live.
~ Bill Bryson
shibboleth. People in Northern Ireland are naturally
~ Bill Bryson
I read once that the furthest distance the average American will walk without getting into a car is six hundred feet, and I fear the modern British have become much the same, except that on the way back to the car the
~ Bill Bryson
But a Briton, when he wants to sup ale, must find his way to the Dog and Duck, the Goose and Firkin, the Flying Spoon, or the Spotted Dog.
~ Bill Bryson
Or look at the old money, with its florins and half crowns and thrupenny bits, and imagine what it was like in the days when people had to add tuppence ha'penny to one shilling four nibblings or whatever. With
~ Bill Bryson
Norfolk specializes in odd pronunciations. Hautbois is hobbiss, Wymondham is windum, Costessey is cozzy, Postwick is pozzik. People often ask why that is. I'm not sure, but I think it is just something that happens when you sleep with close relatives.
~ Bill Bryson
The British really are the only people in the world who become genuinely enlivened when presented with a hot beverage and a small plain biscuit.
~ Bill Bryson
the Maoris of New Zealand have thirty-five words for dung (don't ask me why).
~ Bill Bryson
Even his command of languages was only partial: although he could read them flawlessly, he used his own made-up pronunciations, which no one who spoke the languages could actually understand. In Norway, hoping to impress colleagues, he once tried to order a dish of raspberries and was brought twelve beers.
~ Bill Bryson
What if we are all getting stupid at more or less the same rate and we don't realize it because we are all declining together? You might argue that we'd see a general fall in IQ scores, but what if it's not the kind of deterioration that shows up in IQ tests? What if it were reflected in just, say, poor judgment or diminished taste? We
~ Bill Bryson
at least thirty-eight theories have been put forward to explain why people took to living in communities: that they were driven to it by climatic change, or by a wish to stay near their dead, or by a powerful desire to brew and drink beer, which could only be indulged by staying in one place.
~ Bill Bryson
Rich women, including the queen, made themselves additionally beauteous by bleaching their skin with compounds of borax, sulfur, and lead—all at least mildly toxic, sometimes very much more so—for pale skin was a sign of supreme loveliness. (Which makes the "dark lady" of Shakespeare's sonnets an exotic being in the extreme.)
~ Bill Bryson
The author says the earliest Australian aborigines devoted extraordinary amounts of energy to enterprises no one now can understand.
~ Bill Bryson
Language is more fashion than science
~ Bill Bryson
On average the total walking of an American these days—that's walking of all types: from car to office, from office to car, around the supermarket and shopping malls—adds up to 1.4 miles a week, barely 350 yards a day.
~ Bill Bryson
Where everyone stinks, no one stinks.
~ Bill Bryson
When I was growing up I used to think that the best thing about coming from Des Moines was that it meant you didn't come from anywhere else in Iowa. By Iowa standards, Des Moines is a mecca of cosmopolitanism
~ Bill Bryson
Not only were the Anglo-Saxons relatively uncultured, they were also pagan, a fact rather quaintly preserved in the names of four of our weekdays, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, which respectively commemorate the gods Tiw, Woden, and Thor, and Woden's wife, Frig. (Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, to complete the picture, take their names from Saturn, the sun, and the moon.)
~ Bill Bryson
we know more about how ancient Greeks and Romans sat or reclined than we do about the English of eight hundred years ago.
~ Bill Bryson
The first is the hot dog. Memorably defined by H. L. Mencken as "a cartridge filled with the sweepings of abattoirs
~ Bill Bryson
Modern Londoners live in a great Victorian city; the Victorians lived through it, so to speak.
~ Bill Bryson