Quotes About Culture

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God.

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more European.

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

There are two kinds of music; German music and bad music.

My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.

Canada is the linchpin of the English-speakin g world

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.

In the main, there are two sorts of books: those that no one reads and those that no one ought to read.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use of any other drug with special horror.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris.

Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.

Overseas, language barriers keep me from doing a lot of talking and some of the jokes that I think are funny and they're like crickets. I have to sharpen up on that.

I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia.

Stupid National Anthem... Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? "Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit."

The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.

Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.

In my mind, there is nothing so illiberal, and so ill-bred, as audible laughter.

We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny.

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

I grew up on the beaches, and I always found it kind of funny that it's considered decent if you cover three tiny spots with pieces of fabric.