Quotes About Body

Violence wounds the body and it wounds the soul. Of the predator. Of the prey. Of the mourners. Of collective humanity. It diminishes us all.

Of all the tyrannies which have usurped power over humanity, few have been able to enslave the mind and body as imperiously as drug addiction.

To eat is human, to digest, divine

Humanity will destroy itself, body and soul, before it will learn a simple lesson.

That's what humanity is: a series of successes and failures, a testing of one's own nature and aptitude. Neither the body nor the soul can sustain such a state. Eventually it consumes a person

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.

She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

I am wearing a vest. If I had no arms, it would be a jacket.

Believe it or not, there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people.

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.

Physicians must discover the weaknesses of the human mind, and even condescend to humor them, or they will never be called in to cure the infirmities of the body.

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

I feel very very old. My hair hurts. I have buttocks all over my body and I can't even smoke properly any more. I don't have lungs, I just have two poppadoms in here.

Nature, it appears, has been rather more bountiful to Paul's body and purse than to his intellect; above the ears, speaking bluntly, the boy is strictly tapioca.

There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.

Sheriff, are you suggestin' the victom was kidnapped?""I'm only statin' that, at this time, we have no body, only nonvital body parts...

Abel. I can't let you…sell your body.""The transaction is closer to a rental.

It's much more difficult to maintain personal hygiene if you're obese. Believe it or not, I've found items like remote controls and packages of cigarettes in people's fat rolls.

I used to jog but it's bad for the knees. Too much beta carotene turns you orange, too much calcium gives you kidney stones. Health kills.

Our flesh is a gift of laughter.