Quotes About Yogurt
Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.
~ Chetan Bhagat
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Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?
~ Stephen Colbert, 2009
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All I know about organic is the disgusting plain yogurt Mom keeps in the fridge at home, but I'm pretty sure Donatello meant it was a good thing.
~ James Patterson
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Stories become great by hacking your brain. Nothing that happens in fiction matters. The people in fiction are fictional so their triumphs and tragedies have literally no consequence. The death of the yogurt you doomed to a fiery death in your gut acid this morning is finitely more tragic than the deaths of Romeo and Juliet. The yogurt was alive and then it died. Romeo and Juliet never lived in the first place.
~ Cory Doctorow
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Once inside my skull, my doctor added some salt, just to taste. He also poured some fruit into my skull – an apple, a pear, a few seedless grapes, and a ripe banana. He then used an electric blender set on its highest speed to create what he had termed 'a yogurt parfait.' After he finished blending the ingredients, he beckoned the other doctors and a few of the nurses to sample his new concoction.
~ Harvey Havel
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Most of the audience were college students, but there were a few older people too, including Belinda Winchester. She was sitting in the back row, plugged into her music as usual and eating yogurt out of a cup. Spooning it into her pocket actually, or at least that's what it looked like at first, until I saw a furry little head pop out. She was feeding yogurt to a kitten. Belinda waver her spoon at me. I waved feebly back.
~ Heather Vogel Frederick
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I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?
~ Janet Evanovich
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In towns, the nomads remain outsiders for a while. They become a class divorced from their occupation as herders. They are called drokpa in an undertone that indicates an unsophisticated, uneducated person, a person still in progress. In their own villages they are known to everyone for their horsemanship, their ability to round cattle, their weaving skills, for being a good child to their parents, or simply for their ability to make good yogurt and dried cheese.
~ Unknown
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Bergman invited me to his island a few times but I always ducked it. I worshipped the guy as an artist, but who wants to take a tiny plane to a Russian-owned island where there's just sheep and get yogurt for lunch? I'm not that dedicated.
~ Woody Allen
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The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.
~ Unknown
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I eat a lot of vegetables and salad. I put strawberries, pomegranate seeds, blackberries, and blueberries into shakes and add Greek yoghurt for a snack. I have this when I'm not training.
~ Greg Rutherford
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Then she tried to bore herself to sleep by thinking about things like yogurt and the structure of a gas pedal.
~ Jessica Park
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the Harvard School of Public Health study found that yogurt attenuated long-term weight gain better than any other food, including fruits and vegetables.
~ Velopress
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You are a miserable excuse for a boyfriend! You are, like, the safety school of boyfriends. You are the beige of boyfriends. You are the plain yogurt of boyfriends.
~ David Levithan
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Le dije que me gustaba la comida picante. No sé por qué tuve que afirmar semejante idiotez si es mentira. Voy poniendo cucharada tras cucharada de yogur en la comida. No hay nada que hacer. Cada vez me pasa igual: las papilas gustativas se me achicharran y se mueren; el rostro se me pone rojo como una remolacha; mi cabeza se me antoja una casa en llamas y el tracto digestivo empieza a retorcerse y quejarse de dolor como una boa constrictor que se acaba de tragar un cortacésped.
~ Yann Martel
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She is stirring a pot of leben yogurt, which is heated slowly, carefully, tenderly, and hopefully, layered with butter and onions and heady and rich as a high summer night. She cannot stop stirring because it is a fragile, temperamental sauce, given to breaking and curdling if given its way. So she must wait and stand and stir and stir and stir and look and look.
~ Diana Abu-Jaber
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She is frying onions and working on two dishes at once, chopping eggplant and stirring the leben- a delicate mellow yogurt sauce that needs constant stirring or it will break-
~ Diana Abu-Jaber
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we certainly don't recommend applying yogurt to the vagina or the penis during sex
~ Jack Gilbert
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Tacheen is a domed medley of baked saffron rice and chicken, forming the shape of a cathedral ceiling. On first glance, the dish looks curiously like 'chelow', plain steamed rice; it is only after slicing through its center that the layers of fortitude are exposed; first buttered rice and almonds, then fried chicken and sautéed spinach, the yogurt binding them into a brotherhood of delicious play. 'Tacheen.
~ Unknown
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I like to eat yogurt in the morning. It's easy and quick and available anywhere.
~ Maud Welzen
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