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Quotes About Slap

Reality is just a slap on the face dancing in the moonlight.
~ Darren Huston
Your date appears to be hysterical," Rene told me. "You think I should slap some man into him?
~ Ilona Andrews
Death isn't enough. It doesn't remove the stain. But a slap, a whiplash, square on the face, does. Because a man's face is as sacred as his mother or his wife.
~ Mario Vargas Llosa
He cracked his crooked smile that made all women swoon except the ones who wanted to slap him. Faye was a fence-sitter on the subject.
~ Sarah Scheele, Bellevere House
Slapping a man across the face with a fish hasn't been sexy since the fifties.
~ Jana Deleon
Chiron said the word assist as if meant slap upside the head with extreme prejudice.
~ Rick Riordan
The thing about gods is, you can't really slap them when they're acting stupid. They'll just slap you back and kill you.
~ Rick Riordan
A huge gust of cabbage blasted in Ben's face. It was like a great big slap of smell.
~ David Walliams
that Lady Herrick has a birthmark in the shape of a butterfly on her left buttock. Oh, and that said birthmark turns an interesting shade of lavender when slapped." Apollo stopped in the hallway outside the breakfast room and simply stared at his companion. "What?" Montgomery looked irritated. "I defy any man to not take the opportunity when presented to slap a lovely arse.
~ Elizabeth Hoyt
Henceforth, whenever we are threatened with being cast adrift upon love's transcendent, golden shore, I want you to slap my face.
~ Amanda Quick
Mom flipped through the magazines like the pages needed to be slapped.
~ Aimee Bender
This is Karma. I'm a bitch. Can you think of anyone who deserves a bitch slap? - Kat
~ Jenny Han
This is Karma. I'm a bitch. Can you think of anyone who deserves a bitch slap?" My phone buzzes again. "If so meet at Judy Blue Eyes, 2am. If not, sit back and enjoy the show.
~ Jenny Han
Ann turns to me. I know she's waiting for some hint of kindness-a kiss, an embrace, even a smile. But I can't muster any of it. You'll make a fine governess. My words are like a slap. I know, she answers, a slap of her own.
~ Libba Bray
I don't tend to write straight dramas where real life just impinges. But because I don't, when I do, it is very interesting to slap people in the face with just an absolute of life.
~ Joss Whedon
I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.
~ Liam Gallagher
The Ferguson Grand Jury's decision not to indict Officer Darren Wilson in the death of Michael Brown is a miscarriage of justice. It is a slap in the face to Americans nationwide who continue to hope and believe that justice will prevail.
~ Marcia Fudge
I think I'm the only actor in the history of film who got to slap Sam Jackson on the face and butt and lived to tell about it.
~ Eugene Levy
Children don't know the law. Their parents slap them to teach them the law and protect them from pleasure. There's
~ Louis-Ferdinand Celine
He slapped her on the vambrace, rough affection but-for their family-an extreme display, and sealed his face plate with the other hand.
~ Elizabeth Bear
Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a slap, no matter how you look at it, is aggressive.
~ Karren Brady
Death isn't enough. It doesn't remove the stain. But a slap, a whiplash, square on the face, does. Because a man's face is as sacred as his mother or his wife.
~ Mario Vargas Llosa
She is hysterical," said Mrs. Halloran. "Slap her quite firmly in the face.
~ Shirley Jackson
I made international news by giving Misty [May-Treanor] a playful slap on the back--a little north of the traditional target.
~ George W. Bush