Quotes About Community

A girl only needs three things in her life: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and friends to pick her up when the first two make her hit the ground.

You call it it multiple personalities, I call it social networking in my head!

When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.

The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ether Barrymore

If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska wont make it white.

Theres one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbors.

Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien living in any of your towns and he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner...

If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse.

Fish are friends, not food! -Bruce

Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.

Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!

Borrow your wife's pink slippers just to go check the mail and everybody in the whole damn community will stop by to chat. True story. FML.

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Remember, you don't have to rely only on yourself to solve problems. Learn when and how — and who — to ask for help.

Getting together Social gatherings are popular with Italians, and it is common to invite relatives and friends for a meal, even if there is no special occasion. On the weekend, many people visit their relatives or go to a soccer match. Some families like to have Sunday lunch in a restaurant, such as these people in Tuscany.