Quotes About Community

I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.

In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep, one must above all be a sheep oneself.

The miracle is this - the more we share, the more we have.

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.

One with God is a majority.

Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.

I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one. And she said, I'll bet it's that stuck up Phyllis at number 23.

I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

A community is not likely to be overthrown where woman fulfills her mission, for by the power of her noble heart, she will raise it from its ruins, and restore it again to prosperity and joy.

All places where women are excluded tend downward to barbarism; but the moment she is introduced, there come in with her courtesy, cleanliness, sobriety, and order.

Women are leaders everywhere you look, from a CEO to house a wife that holds together a home. Our country was built by women who stand alone.

Let's face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.

Unfortunately, it seems that the way Usenet is set up, women are the zebras, and men are the lions, and the Internet is one big Serenghetti.

The lover of life makes the whole world into his family, just as the lover of the fair sex creates his from all the lovely women he has found, from those that could be found, and those who are impossible to find.

And Miriam the prophetess, the sister of Aaron, took a timbrel in her hand; and all the women went out after her with timbrels and with dances.

Thus saith the LORD of hosts, Consider ye, and call for the mourning women, that they may come; and send for cunning women, that they may come: And let them make haste, and take up a wailing for us, that our eyes may run down with tears, and our eyelids gush out with waters.

I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.

Maybe men and women aren't from different planets as pop culture would have us believe. Maybe we live a lot closer to each other. Perhaps, dare I even say it, in the same zip code.

That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.

And when immorality prevails, O Krishna, the women of the family become corrupted; when women are corrupted, social problems arise.