Quotes About Juice

The child tells me her grandmother showed her how to cure sadness by sucking the juice of an orange, while standing on a beach. Toss the peels onto a wave. Watch the sadness float away.

The juice of the grape is the liquid quintessence of concentrated sunbeams.

One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, '100%' means 'sugar-free.

A lot of women but they are all moving. It takes me a while to see that they are all getting something to give to the men, food, a stool, water, matches for their weed, more food, juice from big Igloos. Livication and liberation my ass, if I wanted to live in a Victorian novel I at least want men who know how to get a decent haircut.

The kisses of the gastric juice become hot and sensual and convulsive and ecstatic.

The optimal dose appears to be one-half cup,147 but beet juice is perishable, processed, and hard to find.

At breakfast this morning I drank a whole glass of grapefruit juice and it wasn't till after I had put it down in the sink that I thought about putting vodka in it. And if that's not being cured, I don't know what is!

The Center for Science in the Public Interest forced] PepsiCo to change the labeling of its Tropicana Peach Papaya Juice to reflect ... that it has neither peaches nor papaya and is not a juice.

On top of the Tree of Life - in the Hall of the Palace - someone had found somebody for whom he had been searching for a long, long time. And the tears of joy which were shed became the fruit of the Tree of Life, the grapes whose juice if distilled by the flute of the blue god.

I love diet soda; when I drink juice or regular soda it makes my blood sugar spike and I act like a cracked out Rachael Ray, but without the helpful household tips.

Relationship is like squeezing an orange and throwing away the rind.

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

What-no!" Zemenar cried in horror as he began to melt. "Not soapsuds! It's demeaning." "There's a little lemon juice in it, too," Alianora offered.

The tequila was light, like flower juice. I closed my eyes and saw a green train with an M in a circle; a faded green like the back of a praying mantis.

A sentimental drunk and full of gin 'n' juice pride, he'd brag to our black neighbors how I'd never spent a day in day care or had a sandbox play date. Instead, he swore up and down I was nannied and mammied by a sow named Suzy Q and was the loser in a sibling "piglet versus niglet" rivalry to a porcine genius named Savoir Faire.

I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar.

In a minivan, you're fooling no one. You're on your way to Gymboree, the side compartments are stuffed with diaper wipes, and the interior is all sticky with apple juice. You know what? You're not Indiana Jones; you're a dad.