Quotes About Mother's Day

Hope everyone has a great weekend with family and friends. Happy Mother's Day to all you wonderful mothers. You deserve it!

My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when Mom started to clean up, I said to her, 'Don't bother with those dishes, Mom. Today is Mother's Day, you can always do them tomorrow.'

When I was a boy, my mom wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead. Happy Mother's Day!

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones.

I know some sisters who only see each other on Mother's Day and some who will never speak again. But most are like my sister and me... linked by volatile love, best friends who make other best friends ever so slightly less best.