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Quotes About Communication

So it was okay with Tank that you bought the ring?" "Tank got a real important job," Lula said. "He don't necessarily have time to go shopping for shit like this." "Does he know he's engaged?" "Of course he knows," Lula said.
~ Janet Evanovich
I don't exactly date, but I sort of have a boyfriend." "What does sort of mean?" "It means that he looks like my boyfriend, but I don't say it out loud.
~ Janet Evanovich
I was pretty sure this time "Babe" meant I was giving him a cramp in his sphincter.
~ Janet Evanovich
There was only one way I could see managing this. I got out, ran around the car, opened his door, and straddled him with one leg outside and one foot on the console. Beeeeeep! My ass was on the horn. Beeeep, beeeep, beeeep, beepbeepbeepbeepbeep! A bead of sweat streaked down the side of Ranger's face. "Babe.
~ Janet Evanovich
So all you have to do is get in touch with Spider-Man?
~ Janet Evanovich
Damn, piss, shit, fuck!
~ Janet Evanovich
Oscar Wilde said it's never the question that's indiscreet, only the answers.
~ Janet Evanovich
Zook peeked into the living room. "This house has high speed Internet, right?" "Sure, we got cable," Grandma said. "We're not in the Stone Age here. I blog and everything.
~ Janet Evanovich
We didn't do this sort of emotional display. We did temper and sarcasm. Anything beyond temper and sarcasm was virgin territory.
~ Janet Evanovich
What was the deal with me today? It was as if my mouth wasn't connected to my brain.
~ Janet Evanovich
I introduced myself and told him I was looking for his dad. 'Haven't seen him,' he said. 'We aren't close. He's an even bigger dick than me. I mean, dude, he named me Oswald.
~ Janet Evanovich
own decisions. And I'm responsible for my well-being. Is that clear?" "No," both men said in unison.
~ Janet Evanovich
drawn, eyes wide. "Holy Toledo," she said. "I called everyone I could think of while I was driving," Sally said.
~ Janet Evanovich
Respect and love your readers. Write for the reader.
~ Janet Evanovich
Babe, nothing's been happening in my bed, and no one's going to see your underpants in this meeting unless you go goofy.
~ Janet Evanovich
Babe!" Ranger shouted from the bathroom. "Come get your grandmother.
~ Janet Evanovich
If he's as frustrated as I am, he'll be at Rita's," Ranger said.
~ Janet Evanovich
I'm on my way," Ranger said. "I'm about ten minutes from Quaker Bridge. I'll call when I have her.
~ Janet Evanovich
I could be wrong here," Lula said, "but I think you're dumb as a box of rocks.
~ Janet Evanovich
I could be wrong here," Lula said, "but I think you're dumb as a box of rocks." "Sticks and stones," Cal said.
~ Janet Evanovich
My grandmother says your grandmother is stalking her.
~ Janet Evanovich
Not that I'm aware," Sunshine said.
~ Janet Evanovich
Gus gave me a list of ice cream orders. "You can read, right?" "Yep." "I always gotta ask these days.
~ Janet Evanovich
Her oldest brother, Lowell, usually sent her a conspiracy-laden tirade about the government being in cahoots with Big Oil, the Russians, and the Taliban, in no particular order.
~ Janet Evanovich