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Quotes About Communication

What the fuck do you want? After a pause, he said in a firm voice, This is Dylan Keeley, the guy who would've killed to trade places with you until five minutes ago. He met my eyes. She doesn't want to talk to you. Now why don't you go back to screwing your prom queen and let me do the same.
~ Jeri Smith-Ready
How about, 'I just kissed a guy at Black Weeds because you've been ignoring me. P.S. I love you.
~ Jeri Smith-Ready
they will learn how much better it is, when one is uninformed, to put questions than to make assertions;
~ Jerome
if need arises for holding converse with men, do not shun having witnesses, and let your conversation be marked with such confidence that the entry of a third person shall neither startle you nor make you blush.
~ Jerome
Swearing relieves the feelings - that is what swearing does. I explained this to my aunt on one occasion, but it didn't answer with her. She said I had no business to have such feelings.
~ Jerome K. Jerome
To be misunderstood is the shy man's fate on every occasion; and whatever impression he endeavors to create, he is sure to convey its opposite.
~ Jerome K. Jerome
The more the other party thinks he's having his way, the easier always to get your own.
~ Jerome K. Jerome
When I meet a cat, I say, "Poor Pussy!" and stop down and tickle the side of its head; and the cat sticks up its tail in a rigid, cast-iron manner, arches its back, and wipes its nose up against my trousers; and all is gentleness and peace.  When Montmorency meets a cat, the whole street knows about it; and there is enough bad language wasted in ten seconds to last an ordinarily respectable man all his life, with care.
~ Jerome K. Jerome
To tell you the truth - mind, this is strictly between ourselves, please; I shouldn't like your wife to know I said it - the women folk don't understand these things; but between you and me, you know, I think it does a man good to swear.
~ Jerome K. Jerome
Aunt Maria would mildly observe that, next time Uncle Podger was going to hammer a nail into the wall, she hoped he'd let her know in time, so that she could make arrangements to go and spend a week with her mother while it was being done.
~ Jerome K. Jerome
We travelled from Oberau with a tourist agent, and he told us all his troubles.  It seems that a tourist agent is an ordinary human man, and has feelings just like we have.  This had never occurred to me before.  I told him so.
~ Jerome K. Jerome
He told us that it had been a fine day today, and we told him that it had been a fine day yesterday, and then we all told each other that we thought it would be a fine day tomorrow; and George said the crops seemed to be coming up nicely.
~ Jerome K. Jerome
KlÄ™li przy tym na nas ile wlezie, ale u?ywali przy tym nie pospolitego sÅ'ownictwa rodem z rynsztoka, tylko starannie przemyÅ›lanych inwektyw, które obejmowaÅ'y caÅ'e nasze ?ycie, siÄ™gaÅ'y w odlegÅ'Ä… przyszÅ'o?? i dotyczyÅ'y naszych krewnych oraz wszystkiego, co siÄ™ z nami wiÄ…zaÅ'o.
~ Jerome K. Jerome
A vida de Xantipa deve ter sido um longo tormento, amarrada àquele homem dotado de uma calma capaz de fazer qualquer um ir aos arames. Sócrates. Imaginemos uma mulher casada, condenada a viver dia após dia sem uma só zaragata com o marido! Um homem deve fazer a vontade à mulher nestas matérias.
~ Jerome K. Jerome
It could be done with a little good will all round," he continued, "and nine men out of every ten would be the better off. But they won't even let you explain. Their newspapers shout you down. It's such a damned fine world for the few: never mind the many.
~ Jerome K. Jerome
I'm Sorry are two of the most powerful words in our language, especially when they are not flipped blithely over the shoulder but spoken from the heart. They help restore order, balance, harmony. They reduce pain. They heal broken friendship. If they were medecine, they'd be called a miracle.
~ Unknown
A strong relationship is an honest relationship, and no honest relationship is all peaches and cream. Love is the key. Where love abides, anger is but a passing visitor.
~ Unknown
How much better might human communication be if words were as precious as diamonds? If each of us were allotted only 100 words per day?
~ Unknown
Now I'm really not getting it." "That's why you should talk to my mom. We've both received Christ and—" "Received Christ? You're not gonna be like those people that go around knocking on everybody's door, are you?
~ Jerry B. Jenkins
W]hen a message is squeezed through a twenty-second news spot, so much can be lost that what is left will fail to move anyone enough to make them turn off the set and actually do something. Meanwhile, the viewers will believe that they have learned everything they need to know on that subject and will be bored the next time they hear it.
~ Jerry Mander
To speak of television as 'neutral' and therefore subject to change is as absurd as speaking of the reform of a technology such as guns.
~ Jerry Mander
advance to the forms that other humans provide.
~ Jerry Mander
The basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
~ Jerry Seinfeld
Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society.
~ Jerry Seinfeld