Quotes About Communication

Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."

Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat.

Journalism is organized gossip.

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.

Every word she writes is a lie, including "and" and "the."

I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you do it.

If you allow someone to be who they are and they allow you to be who you are, then that's Love. Anything else is torture.

Great relationships do not depend on who you find, they depend on who you are.

Apologizing does not mean that you are wrong and another person is right. It just means that you value right attitude and sentiments more than ego.

Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong, it just means that you value your relationships more than your ego.

A lot of people keep their feelings to themselves because they're tired of pouring their hearts out to the wrong person.

There's nothing wrong in showing your care for someone, whats wrong is expecting them to do the same.

There's nothing wrong in showing you care for Someone. What's wrong is expecting them to do the same.

No matter how negative someone is to you, do not throw their behavior back in their face. To all the mathematicians out there, I do not care which way you look at it, but two negatives do not make a positive.

COMPROMISING doesn't mean that you are wrong and someone is right ,it only means that you value your RELATIONSHIP much more than your EGO.