Quotes About Communication

It is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail. All that marriage does is to show them up.

Even though I've been married for eight years, I do separate my food in the refrigerator from my wife's. I put labels on it that say 'This is Will's leftover chicken' or whatever. And if you touch it, yeah, I get livid.

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband

You people married to Italian men, you know what it's like.

Its risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.

Marriage is a covered dish

For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone

Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.

There would be more good marriages if the marriage partners didn't live together.

Although marriages traditionally begin with I do, when they fail they invariably end with You dont.

A loving wife hears even what goes unsaid.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesnt say.

Marriage is a mutual admiration society where one person is always right, the other is the husband.

Another ingredient in a happy marriage: Budget the luxuries first! Notebooks of Lazarus Long, Robert A

I talk marriage; they talk weddings!

Whoever said Marriage is a 50-50 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language.

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting.

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.

Marriage is one long conversation, checkered by disputes.

The man who has no secrets from his wife either has no secrets or no wife