Quotes About Communication

There are worse offenses than sending large spreadsheets as PDFs, but offhand I can't come up with any.

Sananvapaus on kalanvapautta: meri olla ja uida ja väistää.

Kritiikin terve verenkierto: kurkut poikki.

The police called it choking, but I called it a two-handed neck hug. That's how I knew she really loved me.

I once asked an old Japanese man why Japan decided to team up with Germany during WWII, and do you know what he told me? Well, you would if you speak Japanese, which I don't.

When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.

I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.

Yesterday I saved a baby, a boy, a man, and an old man from death, and all by simply not impregnating anybody. But I don't consider myself a hero. Merely heroic, and also unable to reach any of my lady friends on the phone.

The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.

I want to scream sometimes, because I hate when people refer to a dead person as the late" so and so. I'm sorry to break that bad news, but that person isn't just late—they're not even coming!

In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense.

This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep.

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

I wanted to tell her I love you" back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting.

I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because I spend most of my time talking to myself.

People try to treat technology as an object, and it can't be. It can only be a channel.

After my mother's death, I had such difficulty relating to people.

If an ordinary person is silent, it may be a tactical maneuver. If a writer is silent, he is lying.

Když se jen dotkneš ruky mé a dla? tvá lehce padne do mé, struny, o kterých nevíme, ozvou se tiše, pov?domé.

The text you print and the text you read can become an important API.

Beware of situations where there is no alternative to parsing text messages! If the information isn't available in other ways, people will parse any textual output generated by your code.

Those who have to use an API must be able to understand it.

The basic problem lay in the perception that an API is something that people call and an SPI is something that people implement.

I speak onstage to try to establish some method of communication. The songs are supposed to be a way of communicating. But speech and drinks and sometimes chocolates are also a way of communicating.