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Quotes About Language

Why is it that drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users?
~ Clifford Stoll
There are only two things wrong with C++: The initial concept and the implementation.
~ Bertrand Meyer
Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in.
~ Larry Wall
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
~ Alan Perlis
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
~ Dave Barry
People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'
~ Dave Barry
If you give someone Fortran, he has Fortran. If you give someone Lisp, he has any language he pleases
~ Unknown
Certainly, because the computer and computer language was still not as common as it is today. That's one of the reasons I believe Tron wasn't as popular back then as it is today.
~ Bruce Boxleitner
I hate the computer. I hate their spell-check. I won't ever do e-mail.
~ David Mamet
XML is not a language in the sense of a programming language any more than sketches on a napkin are a language.
~ Charles Simonyi
The language of the internet is English, and an overwhelming proportion of the global computer chatter also originates from America, influencing the content of global conversation.
~ Zbigniew Brzezinski
A powerful programming language is more than just a means for instructing a computer to perform tasks. The language also serves as a framework within which we organize our ideas about processes.
~ Hal Abelson
Whereas smaller computer languages have features designed into them, C++ is unusual in having a whole swathe of functionality discovered, like a tract of 19th century Africa.
~ Unknown
Computers are everywhere and you can't even begin to function with a computer unless you have comprehension and an understanding of the English language.
~ Wally Amos
Jargon marks the place where thinking has been. It becomes a kind of macro, to use a computer term: a way of storing a complicated sequence of thinking operations under a unique name.
~ Marjorie Garber
Im going to get myself one of those, um, movable computers - what do you call them... ? Laptops! I am bad. I still call my radio a wireless.
~ Katherine Parkinson
Human languages tend to be much more ambiguous than computer languages because humans are much smarter about interpreting the context.
~ Larry Wall
There's a theory, and I think the theory is right, that in order to make a change you've got to make the whole language of the page harmonious. Well, that's a lot easier with a computer.
~ Robert Caro
I feel comfortable in Spanish, I chat like a parrot, but I don't have the confidence in Spanish that I do in English.
~ Sandra Cisneros
By the way, the secret of speaking French is confidence. Whether you are right or wrong, you don't hesitate.
~ Joseph Epstein
Truth is the band of union and the basis of human happiness. Without this virtue there is no reliance upon language, no confidence in friendship, no security in promises and oaths.
~ Jeremy Collier
The alphabet was invented in Iraq, so it's a cool place.
~ Baron Vaughn
Cats speak the language of comfort and coolness and therefore we feel comfortable and cool whenever we see a cat!
~ Mehmet Murat Ildan
Language is courage: the ability to conceive a thought, to speak it, and by doing so to make it true.
~ Salman Rushdie