Quotes About Medical

The history of using mice to stand in for humans in medical experiments is replete with failures.

Five thousand people every day lose their home because of a medical bankruptcy. Most of them had insurance.

Doctors may have told you there is no hope for you medically, but you can always find supernatural HOPE from God's Word.

At Chicago Hope they have a technical staff that works real hard to make that O.R. as realistic as possible.

There's a lot of interest from the medical community on how things develop in microgravity, and the hope, later, that is expected to apply to what the changes are in humans as well.

The Grameen clinics prove that a medical system 'for the poor' can be almost entirely self-supporting, and we hope we can make it fully self sufficient so we can expand it across Bangladesh.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as '4's'?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera."

Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."

I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!

I'm now 'Doctor' to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave.

...by the end of my first week as an intern, I am just about ready to throw my pager out the window. A high window. Overlooking a trash compactor. Filled with highly corrosive acid.

It is clear that the pharmaceutical industry is not, by any stretch of the imagination, doing enough to ensure that the poor have access to adequate medical care.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Strokes are preventable and treatable. Prompt treatment of patients experiencing stroke saves lives and reduces disability.

The great medical facilities are a relief for the parents, too, who don't have to think about caring for their young ones on their own for a weekend. They have a great time.

Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?" Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.

Whoever thought up the word 'mammogram'? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.

Community health centers do a great deal with limited resources. They provide critical medical care services to many who would otherwise have no other place to go or would end up in an emergency room.