Quotes About Sword-and-sorcery

When I was a teenager, what I most wanted to read were fantasy novels. Not Tolkien and Malory, but sword-and-sorcery pulp. I craved glowy blue magic, chainmail bikinis, dragons with unpronounceable names.

It's chick flick disguised as a sword-and-sorcery picture. The only genre film with less balls is probably... freakin' Legend . Anyone who actually enjoys Ladyhawke is a bona fide USDA-choice pussy!

I don't care if Spielberg directed it. It's a chick flick disguised as a sword-and-sorcery picture.