Quotes About Injury

If you lose your best cornerback and punter, I'd say that's a double loss.

Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.

It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.

He had intended his address to be somewhat more comprehensive than this but was forced to cut it short, having been stabbed between the ribs with a broadsword.

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill

'Tis but a scratch' 'A scratch?! Your arm's off!' 'No, it isn't.'

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.

You are not permitted to kill a woman who has injured you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.

A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.

Loving Chicago is like loving a woman with a broken nose.

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

Jesus God!" His fingers sprang open, releasing her. They rose to gingerly probe the lump at back of his skull and he groaned again. The sound was echoed by the body crushed beneath him. "Beacom?" A lavender arm lifted to see what was beneath. "Good God, man, what are you doing under there?" "Waiting for you to rouse, your grace," came the gasped reply. "Hoping that in your boundless compassion, you might even be willing to heave off me!

If you walk into the examining room with a broken leg, the doctor doesn't pass judgment on how you broke your leg. He doesn't care if you broke your leg committing a crime or kicking the dog or tripping down the stairs or getting hit by a car. He only cares about fixing your leg.

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer.

Anger is about status injury.

I looked down. I was dripping onto the floor, a mix of blood and fluid. I hate it when I leak.

Miki, damage report." "I am at eighty-six percent functional capacity." It held up its arm stump. "It's only a flesh wound.

Target Two accidentally (I'm guessing here; maybe they just didn't care for each other) stabbed Target One.

I choked her until she was unconscious and then broke her arm to give her something else to worry about if she revived too soon. I didn't take her projectile weapon but I did pause to break a couple of its key components.

Humans have a bad tendency to use weapons unnecessarily and indiscriminately. Of the many times I had been shot, a depressingly large percentage of hits had come from clients who were trying to "help" me.

If you bother her again I will break every individual bone in your hand and arm. It will take about an hour.")

My skin was less even than hers and it gets completely regenerated on a regular basis due to me being shot in the face.