Quotes About Injury

You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun.

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

You bruised my ego, you see, and there's just not enough money in the world to soothe my ego when it gets bruised

From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

Kids, they are always hurting themselves. It's like, "Quick, get me to casualty quick!" while your doing something important like sitting down picking your ear.

When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

Human skin hisses like a rattlesnake when it burns.

I can still feel my legs, thanks for asking. My back's not even hurt that badly. Only as though I was just hit by a train.

Secret 3963. It's only a sucking chest wound if you're not the shooter.

Is it a lucky break if you get run over by an ambulance?

Doing that hunt scene was really quite demanding. I actually broke a rib during that scene. And then all the scenes after that became quite challenging, just breathing and laughing.

I had concussions as a kid playing football and basketball, and know what it feels like and to have someone say 'Just rub some dirt on it, and get back in there.'

Scars are not injuries, Tanner Sack. A scar is a healing. After injury, a scar is what makes you whole.

The only reason I went to college was to play basketball. I injured my knee and couldn't play.

You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself.

After being impaled by a javelin, while officiating- I'm doing fine now, just resting and hanging around.

There was serious reason to pay attention. Those of us who would be leading rifle platoons in the infantry had frequently been reminded that the odds of our being killed or wounded were better than 50 percent.

I blew out my flip flop, Stepped on a pop top, Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home. But there's booze in the blender, And soon it will render That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

An offence with words is the worst offence.Word kills

Vets do what doctors used to - diagnose the injury or the condition, patch it up as best they can and remind you that these things happen and that in life we are also in the midst of death.

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I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous of me when I found five shark's teeth. Locating them wasn't really the problem, but pulling them out of my leg was.