Quotes About Fashion faux pas

I once made the mistake of going for a whole row of false eyelashes, which was just wrong as it gave me a sad, puppy-eyed look.

Most ankle strap shoes are seriously unattractive, cutting the line of the leg as well as cutting off the circulation! Try dancing in them - your feet will look like a pair of overdone hotdogs afterwards.

My worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular.

A bachelor is a man who has to know how to remove a coffee stain from a catsup stain from a silk tie.

Last time I blushed was when I smoothed my hands over the back of my dress and actually touched skin. Seems the material was tucked into my underwear, and everyone around me had gotten a show. This, of course, was at a romance writers' conference.

Journalists are out to trap me with my underwear showing.

I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light.

I think the absence of socks on men wearing suits and brogues is a problem. They'll live to regret that.

Bless her heart, she must've been drinking when she bought that dress. He

Every trend in my high school was terrible! I used to wear my hair in a tight bun and let two long pieces hang in the front. I'd also wear really dark eyeliner and bright pink eyeshadow. For some reason, my friends and I thought it was really fashionable to wear a short tie with our uniforms.

One fashion faux pas that men make is wearing ill-fitted clothing with too many prints and statement pieces.

Anytime I stepped out on the red carpet in anything pink, I don't know what I was thinking.

I'll never forget the time my mother showed up with her best friend and two daughters, and all four of us dressed up in matching clothes, shoes and hats to go pick up my brother from school. I thought it was a fun thing to do, but we stepped outside my brother's school and he was mortified!

No, wait. Skip the gravy. I don't want to get gravy on my tank top. Gravy's hard to get out of sequins.

Becky Renee Apple - can you believe her mom named her that and then had all of her sweaters monogramed with 'BRA'?

I'm not much of a ladies' man, but on this particular morning it seemed to me that what I really wanted was some charming girl to buzz up and ask me to save her from assassins or something. So that it was a bit of an anti-climax when I merely ran into young Bingo Little, looking perfectly foul in a crimson satin tie decorated with horseshoes.

I think with boys... it's all about shoes. I've seen so many little boys, and their outfits are so cute, and then their moms put kind of dorky shoes on them.

I've never really spent money on or known how to wear coats, so I'll ruin outfits by putting a coat on.

I'm attracted to bold women - I collect them. I met one of my best friends when we both were about 22 and working at 'Mirabella' magazine. I was wearing this blue dress I had borrowed from my mom, and I didn't know I had deodorant lines all over it until my friend signaled to me.

Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows.

The suburban dad is the worst dressed subset in America, which is especially disheartening when you consider the country club's many great style icons.

Bean, what's one step worse then a fashion don't?....a fashion don't even THINK about it.

I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pants cast the first stone.

Amelie had on black pants, a black zip-up hoodie, andrunning shoes. So wrong.