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Quotes About Testing

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
~ Jay Leno
Test-oriented teaching strikes me as anti-educational, a kind of unpleasant game that subverts the real aim of education: to waken a student to her or his potential, and to pursue a subject of considerable importance without restrictions imposed by anything except the inherent demands of the material.
~ Jay Parini
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~ Jayne Castle
The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
~ Jean Kerr
Examinations are even entertaining, if you know the right answers.
~ Jean Webster
Whenever possible, at least 10 to 15 mL of blood should be withdrawn and inoculated into 2 or 3 bottles or tubes at a ratio of 1 mL of blood per 5 mL of medium.
~ Jean-Louis Vincent
the ultimate unit test is whether or not users want to use your application. All the other tests you write are totally irrelevant until you can get that one to pass.
~ Jeff Atwood
most developers don't test at all! They key in a few values at random and click a few buttons. If they don't get any unhandled exceptions, that code is ready for QA!
~ Jeff Atwood
Usability testing is useful, necessary, and inefficient.
~ Jeff Johnson
Now, if you don't mind, we're going to get some hair samples, tissue samples, saliva samples, fingernail samples, urine samples, and stool samples." "Would you like a booger, too?" "Actually, yes, let's get a mucus sample while we're at it.
~ Jeff Strand
Willow trees dipped their bare branches into pond water like girls testing the temperature with their toes.
~ Elizabeth Berg
The test of a sword is not its polish but its temper
~ Elizabeth Moon
Faith's most severe tests come not when we see nothing, but when we see a stunning array of evidence that seems to prove our faith vain. If God were God, if He were omnipotent, if He had cared, would this have happened? Is this that I face now the ratification of my calling, the reward of obedience?
~ Ellen Vaughn
Traffic with the world is laid upon us for chastening, and for the testing of our vocation. The grace of God is not endangered by the follies or the wickedness of men.
~ Ellis Peters
In some ways they had come to know themselves better. In this lonely world of ice and emptiness, they had achieved at least a limited kind of contentment. They had been tested and found not wanting.
~ Alfred Lansing
The torturing and testing of parents, is followed by shortage (of sustenance), and being driven towards belittlement and humiliation.
~ al-Hadi, Ali
There was a saying that the strength of a man's steel was only known under the hammer of circumstance.
~ Alison Goodman
children only begin to understand differences in desires when they are about eighteen months old...Toddlers are systematically testing the dimensions on which their desires and the desires of others may be in conflict... The terrible twos reflects a genuine clash between children's need to understand other people and their need to live happily with them.
~ Alison Gopnik
Historicism and cultural relativism actually are a means to avoid testing our own prejudices and asking, for example, whether men are really equal or whether that opinion is merely a democratic prejudice.
~ Allan David Bloom
I'd never taken an SAT prep course. They were for weaker students.
~ John Katzman
For me, major championships have a way of testing my system a bit more, and testing all aspects of my game. Majors test even very good players' weaknesses, and that aspect tends to play into the better players' hands.
~ Justin Rose
'Brave New World' dealt with a kind of proto-genetic engineering of the unborn, through really, as many dystopias do, it dealt with totalitarianism. The 1997 film 'Gattaca' updated 'Brave New World,' bringing us to a future where genetic testing determined your job, your wealth, your status in life.
~ Ramez Naam
The human and environmental devastation caused by nuclear weapons - whether by testing, mistake or malice - is the very reason we need to eliminate them altogether.
~ Valerie Plame
Failed weapons tests are necessary components of the weapons development process.
~ Will Hurd