Quotes About Doctor

A designer is like a doctor for a woman. He has a specific job, and if he is doing it well, he will have the gratitude of the woman for the rest of his life.

To become a doctor, you spend so much time in the tunnels of preparation - head down, trying not to screw up, trying to make it from one day to the next - that it is a shock to find yourself at the other end, with someone shaking your hand and asking how much money you want to make.

I've never gone and spoken to an audience, you know, 'come and be my patient.' I've never taken an ad in a newspaper, 'come and be my patient.'

I'm a spokesperson, and advocate of awareness. So when anything comes up on our bodies - if it's skin cancer or a bump or something we're not certain of - we need to see our doctors.

Medical education does not exist to provide students with a way of making a living, but to ensure the health of the community.

It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician.

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.

I will always fight for a woman's right to choose and the right to privacy. Reproductive issues are medical related issues and they should be kept private between a woman and her doctor.

I'm a big believer in anesthesia. I think it should be used for every medical procedure, indlucing routine physicals.

God and the Doctor we alike adore But only when in danger, not before; The danger o'er, both are alike requited, God is forgotten, and the Doctor slighted.

I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone.

The outstanding doctor constantly emphasized the humanitarian aspect of medical care.

Three-quarters of the sicknesses of intelligent people come from their intelligence. They need at least a doctor who can understand this sickness.

I've got to go. That's one of the penalties of being a doctor. I never seem to finish a conversation.

HOMÅ'OPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.

The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!"

I grew up in this medical atmosphere, and thought I wanted to be a doctor. I was a hippie, didn't have a lot of goals.

Being a doctor, you are not supposed to give vent to any signs of revulsion on encountering the most noxious of odours or the most gruesome of sights.

A doctor's mission should not be to prevent death, but more importantly it should be to improve the quality of life.

I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"

A man goes to the doctor for a check, and the doctor exams him and says I've got bad news, you've got cancer and alzheimers. The man goes Thank god I don't have cancer.

A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"