Quotes About Doctor

They say you shouldn't lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you've ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you're gonna say no.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

While he could no longer legally hang up a shingle, the good doctor showed no inclination to abandon his well-trodden path dancing along the margins on the outer precincts of reality's most radical possibilities.

Love? The Doctor Sneered. What do you know about love? I read it in the mind of this creature. He has such love for you. They all do. And you for them. Yeah, well, that's what happens when people play Twister in sub-zero temperatures. They stick together. Sometimes literally.

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.

Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.

It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator.

I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.

The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.

The Doctor: I've seen bigger.Clara: Really?The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive!

I'm a hypochondriac. Before I go all the way, I send the girl to the doctor and check them for everything. My doctor has a test to tell if you're going to catch something in the future even.

What the people now respond - and the goal of those ads is to merely get the name of the medication into the minds of the consumers so that they will ask their doctor about it. That's the whole goal.

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

I've honestly not been too aware of my age until I went to the doctor for a full check-up. He said I had the heart of a young man - 'but you're not young, you're 40.

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. You see the trouble is he's very old fashioned. When he gives you an injection you have to bite on a bullet.

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

Luis Hernán Rodrigo de las Casas, but everybody calls me Doctor Love. —Why? —Because counter-revolution is an act of love, hermano, not war. I'm here to teach you things.

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion.