Quotes About Kidding

Are you kidding? This is crazy, man. I thought I was Mr. Pre-Televised awards.

I'd love to be coaching kids three or four years. You kidding me? That's what I used to do.

I kind of want to go play in the Caribbean Series to be honest. I'm not even kidding about that.

What election?" he asked. "Never mind," I said. "I was only kidding." One

Did you send an escort with my family?" "Yes. They're a target." "How did you know they would be leaving?" "My people saw them load up, called me, and I told them to follow." Duh. "Thank you." "You're welcome. I plan to hold them hostage until you sleep with me." I stumbled. He turned and gave me a brilliant, impossibly handsome smile. "Just kidding." Damn it.

We're going to the Park and Ride on 93. We'll drop the car off and head into the hills. Then we start marking territory." "You're kidding," Shaun said. "Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'pissing contest,' " Ben said, grinning.

Concentrate on the question. Oooh, interesting. I haven't seen that stone in that position before. Have you had a history of spontaneous combustion in your family?" His eyes widened in surprise. I grinned."Just kidding.

You're welcome. I plan to hold them hostage until you sleep with me." I stumbled. He turned and gave me a brilliant, impossibly handsome smile. "Just kidding." Damn it. "Have lunch with me," Rogan said. "No.

I was kidding. Even I'm not that promiscuous. You guru people have no sense of humor." "I'm not a guru people, and I happen to have a very well developed sense of humor. Why else would I still be talking to you?

The final days of training ends with our private sessions. (...) There's a lot of kidding about it at lunch. What we might do. Sing, dance, strip, tell jokes. Mags, who I can understand a little better now, decides she's just going to take a nap.

The final day of training ends with our private sessions. We each get fifteen minutes before the Gamemakers to amaze them with our skills, but I don't know what any of us might have to show them. There's a lot of kidding about it at lunch. What we might do. Sing, dance, strip, tell jokes. Mags, who I can understand a little better now, decides she's just going to take a nap.

I was only kidding about the hundred, she says. oh, I say, what will it cost me? she lights her cigarette with my lighter and looks at me through the flame: her eyes tell me. look, I say, I don't think I can ever pay that price again.

It's lucky I was there. Then again, who am I kidding? I'm in most places at least once, and in 1943, I was just about everywhere.

My journey was never hard; it just happened. From the second I held a knife, from the second I was in culinary school, it's all felt too good to be true. 'This cannot be my job, my life. Somebody has to be kidding with me!'

Enough with the angel bit," I said. "I'm not kidding. If the universe gave me you as my angel, then I deserve a refund.

My next project is to get back to that. Actually, to learn how to write poetry. I'm not kidding.

The president says, 'What difference does it make what you call the enemy?' Are you kidding me? As an intelligence officer, I would never get away with that. I could never say, 'Well, you know, boss, I don't label this enemy that we're facing.'

Pffft. Are you kidding? We learned it in gym class." Okay. That was a lie.

Now that you are an adult you can legally vote. Vote for the right party and happiness will find you. I'm just kidding. Happy 18th Birthday!

You're kidding, Shane said. Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity? No, Claire said, but I'm pretty sure you won't like it if I go alone when I just kind of promised to be with you. So...? Right. I've been missing Nutty McFang anyway. Stop making up names for him. What about Count Crackula? Just stop.

He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard, then pulled his hand back with a snap. Ah, he said. Must deactivate the security....Turn around, please. What? Turn around, Claire. It's a secure password! You have GOT to be kidding. Why ever would I joke about that? Please turn.

We've been an empire in decline since I can remember, Ketchum said bluntly; he wasn't kidding. We are a lost nation, Danny. Stop farting around.

No powers? Ye've got to be kidding me. Have ye heard his jokes? They're so bad they can drop a man at twenty paces," said