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Quotes About Poo

Klunk's another word for poo. Poo makes a klunk sound when it falls in our pee pots." Thomas looked at Chuck, unable to believe he was having this conversation. "That's nice" was all he could manage.
~ James Dashner
You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!
~ Eddie Izzard
Fred loves a good selfie. He's got a selfie with the Pyramids, the Eiffel Tower, and the White House. Of course, that was before the Evil Shadow changed them. But my favorite selfie was when a monkey threw poo at Fred. That was a classic.
~ William Thomas
But my favorite selfie was when a monkey threw poo at Fred.
~ William Thomas
Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out that ancient poo does still pong.)
~ David Walliams
Use your head, Sep. Loads of wolverines. Hanging around waiting for super. Gtting excited. eating mint blasts. so what do you think they do?' it must be here. they can't have eaten that... i dunno, Nik, what do they do?' POO.
~ Angie Sage
Oh, poo, we can't let the heifer-goddess die. Akri will die too if he can't eat from her. C'mon, Xirena, you gots to help the Simi protect the bitch-goddess. (Simi)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Knock, knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, you're a poo.
~ John Quinn
What's the difference between poo and poop anyway?" "Poo is what goes in the toilet; poop is what you find on your front lawn." "So is poo determined purely by its maker, or does it refer to its semiaquatic state?" "Uh . . . all I got is poo. You'll have to ask Felix about the details." "He is the poomeister." "Is he?" "Naw, I just liked the way it sounded.
~ Shannon Hale
My poo is just a part of life, but for some reason, it makes children giggle. And it sometimes makes grown-ups nervous. I don't know why, because I keep my poo FAR-FAR-FAR away from my food
~ Betty G. Birney
Out on the moors, The lonely moors, I roll around in sheep poo. Heathcliff, it's youuuuu, I hate you, I love you tooooo. Let me in, I'm here, it's meeeee, Catheeeeeeee. Look out of your windooooow.
~ Louise Rennison
Osaka: Ah got a question sensei... Ms Yukari Tanizaki: Wh-what? Osaka: It true they wear shoes in the house in America? Tanikaze: That's what I hear. Osaka: But then... ...wh-what if you stepped in dog poo outside... ... And you never noticed? And then... Tanikazi: ='","Kiyohiko Azuma
~ shoes
Does this look like a dragon who would poo in a helmet???
~ Cressida Cowell
The flesh-eating cockroaches and venomous centipedes in the Gomantong cave in Borneo were pretty unsavoury. They turn the floor of the cave, which is itself the world's largest pile of bird and bat poo, into a seething mass of invertebrate horror!
~ Steve Backshall
An errand is getting a tank of gas or picking up a carton of milk or something. It is not getting chased by flying purple pyromaniac gorillas hurling incendiary poo!
~ Jim Butcher
Poo" Manchee barks quielty to himself. "Poo, poo, poo." "Just have yer stupid poo and quit yapping about it.
~ Patrick Ness
There's a quiet moment when my Noise fills the room with Manchee, just fills it with him, side to side, barking and barking and needing a poo and barking some more. And dying.
~ Patrick Ness