Quotes About Butt

Hey little demon, where's boss man? (Tabitha) He off attending to Lord Queen Pain-In-My-Butt. (Simi)

I don't trust short people. Their brains are too near their butt.

I'm super athletic and I love to work out, and obviously I need to workout for my industry as well, but I love learning something and developing that skill and feeling strong. Girls who can kick butt are hot.

Every day growing up, I had this dream about the World Cup: I score the winning goal. In the final minute. With my butt!

Me to Comma: I will never get use to you wanting to butt your way into my sentences -- even if you're right.

I always had really long swimmer's arms. The last to totally go is always my thighs and butt, but my old body is there somewhere.

That's right! Besides, like I'd ever let my sister drown my pet butterflies. I regularly whip her butt in Grimmnastics class.

My morning choices are having a good tussle. Procrastination was winning, but Make Your Bed & Good Breakfast just kicked his butt.

It was Valentine's Day, and where was I? Freezing my butt off in a cemetery, that's where. Romantic, right?

That's just stupid, said Chuck. Have a look around at the rest of the animal kingdom lately? I'll have sex with anyone who doesn't try to kill me. And even then, as long as their butt smells good, I'm in, said Johnny Depp.

Not stalking. Not stalking. Not stalking big not cow butt. Walking. Beast

You've got to have charisma and other things in addition to athleticism. But I've got my background in fitness, I've done my training and put time in to develop my craft. So I can push the envelope with those seductive storylines but still show people that I can kick butt, too.

Why must you choose the only dignified person in this crew as the butt of your mockery?" "Because, my dear man," Ham said, imitating Breeze's accent, "you are, by far, the best butt we have.

Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray.

I don't know if I necessarily fit in the action-thriller genre, but I'd love to do something where I could actually kick some butt and then tell a few jokes. That would be awesome! That would be my dream job.

shot him in the butt from three feet away and Pendergast

That explained it. The beautiful, blue light wasn't from another world; it was from Photos Glow-Glow's butt.

Imogene always sits on the remote. It's probably wedged between her butt cheeks." "Should I go get a crowbar?

Her brows lifted as his hands got busy on her butt. I'm on duty, Roarke. Your hands are currently rubbing the ass of a working cop. That only makes it more exciting. He shifted to nibble her neck. Want to break a few laws?

I'm driving to Brooklyn! Because Eve was slightly in front of her, Peabody risked a butt wiggle. I saw that. You couldn't have seen that. Only moms have the metaphorical eyes in the back of their heads. Moms are just cops with kids.

Because,really,someone needed to welcome the son of bitch with a head butt.

Sophie marched away in rhythm to her new chant, not in the butt - not in the butt - not in the butt.

If you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth.

Chicken butt fried in grease want a piece